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The first one to solve these math problems wins a cookie! (The rest will be stabbed)
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| moncster |
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| Arbiter |
7. Pie
Maybe I'll answer the rest if I'm bored later. But, tonight's looking busy. :o |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by moncster
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1) A lot.
2) Top right of the circle.
3) Still at the top right of the circle.
4) A triangle and an ellipse, drawn very sloppily, have the same area as... **Rambles on for 15 pages** ...and that's why you shouldn't touch yourself at night.
5) There was no waiter (a fact).
6) Because the Jews and the Arabs are acting like children.
7) fupill
8) He's probably at the local bar, getting drunk, like every other Monday. |
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| NY1004 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJYaNiK
4) A triangle and an ellipse, drawn very sloppily, have the same area as... **Rambles on for 15 pages** ...and that's why you shouldn't touch yourself at night.
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OMFG this killed me when I read it. You're freakin hilarious!!!! :haha: :haha: |
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| zarathustra |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJYaNiK
1) A lot.
2) Top right of the circle.
3) Still at the top right of the circle.
4) A triangle and an ellipse, drawn very sloppily, have the same area as... **Rambles on for 15 pages** ...and that's why you shouldn't touch yourself at night.
5) There was no waiter (a fact).
6) Because the Jews and the Arabs are acting like children.
7) fupill
8) He's probably at the local bar, getting drunk, like every other Monday. |
:haha: ROFL :haha: |
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| Mebot |
aww damn im too late
am i stabbed now? |
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| DigiNut |
1. 11. The maximum leopard density for the triangle is arccos((b-a)/h). Given a 60° hypotenuse angle, this is arccos((sqrt(3) - 1) / 2) = 1.196. Multiplying this by pi^2, we have 11.8. Since we can't have 0.8 of a leopard, we use 11. When the triangle implodes because of base instability, all 11 will die.
2. x represents everything outside the circle. Therefore, x = lim(z->inf) z - pi*rē [edited].
3. Substituting y = x into (2), we get x = 77 lim(y->inf) y - pi*rē [edited] (there are 77 y's in the square).
4.
Briefly (adv) - concisely, in short form.
15-page (adj) - being equal to fifteen (15) pages in length.
Essay (n) - a short literary composition on a single subject.
Thus it can be concluded that the solution is, in fact, a 15-page composition on the given shapes which might be longer if not written concisely.
5. Using the value of x in (3), we can derive an equation for the number of bones in the steak and chicken. The chicken will have x/5 bones, and the steak will have x/7. However, since this value approaches infinity, we can say that the waiter in fact bleeds an infinite amount - more precisely, whatever volume of blood is in his system.
6. Bobby does not live in the middle east nor have transportation to there. Therefore, his 5 apples go to waste and starvation is still rampant in the middle east. Without those apples, the political parties realize that overpopulation will eliminate all the existing apples and therefore must kill each other off to prevent famine.
7. 
For reference, here is pi in half:
8. There's a little bit of jesus christ in all of us. You need only look inside to find him. |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
aww damn im too late
am i stabbed now? |
 <-- Guy on right is you, Mebot. |
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| NY1004 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
1. 11. The maximum leopard density for the triangle is arccos((b-a)/h). Given a 60° hypotenuse angle, this is arccos((sqrt(3) - 1) / 2) = 1.196. Multiplying this by pi^2, we have 11.8. Since we can't have 0.8 of a leopard, we use 11. When the triangle implodes because of base instability, all 11 will die.
2. x represents everything outside the circle. Therefore, x = lim(z->inf) z - 2*pi*r.
3. Substituting y = x into (2), we get x = 77 lim(y->inf) y - 2*pi*r (there are 77 y's in the square).
4.
Briefly (adv) - concisely, in short form.
15-page (adj) - being equal to fifteen (15) pages in length.
Essay (n) - a short literary composition on a single subject.
Thus it can be concluded that the solution is, in fact, a 15-page composition on the given shapes which might be longer if not written concisely.
5. Using the value of x in (3), we can derive an equation for the number of bones in the steak and chicken. The chicken will have x/5 bones, and the steak will have x/7. However, since this value approaches infinity, we can say that the waiter in fact bleeds an infinite amount - more precisely, whatever volume of blood is in his system.
6. Bobby does not live in the middle east nor have transportation to there. Therefore, his 5 apples go to waste and starvation is still rampant in the middle east. Without those apples, the political parties realize that overpopulation will eliminate all the existing apples and therefore must kill each other off to prevent famine.
7.
For reference, here is pi in half:
8. There's a little bit of jesus christ in all of us. You need only look inside to find him. |
By George I think you've done it. If I pay you will you write up my math research report for me? It can be on any math-related topic you choose. :wtf: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJYaNiK
<-- Guy on right is you, Mebot. |
HAHAAHA!!
aw damn! |
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| kewlness |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
1. 11. The maximum leopard density for the triangle is arccos((b-a)/h). Given a 60° hypotenuse angle, this is arccos((sqrt(3) - 1) / 2) = 1.196. Multiplying this by pi^2, we have 11.8. Since we can't have 0.8 of a leopard, we use 11. When the triangle implodes because of base instability, all 11 will die.
2. x represents everything outside the circle. Therefore, x = lim(z->inf) z - pi*rē [edited].
3. Substituting y = x into (2), we get x = 77 lim(y->inf) y - pi*rē [edited] (there are 77 y's in the square).
4.
Briefly (adv) - concisely, in short form.
15-page (adj) - being equal to fifteen (15) pages in length.
Essay (n) - a short literary composition on a single subject.
Thus it can be concluded that the solution is, in fact, a 15-page composition on the given shapes which might be longer if not written concisely.
5. Using the value of x in (3), we can derive an equation for the number of bones in the steak and chicken. The chicken will have x/5 bones, and the steak will have x/7. However, since this value approaches infinity, we can say that the waiter in fact bleeds an infinite amount - more precisely, whatever volume of blood is in his system.
6. Bobby does not live in the middle east nor have transportation to there. Therefore, his 5 apples go to waste and starvation is still rampant in the middle east. Without those apples, the political parties realize that overpopulation will eliminate all the existing apples and therefore must kill each other off to prevent famine.
7.
For reference, here is pi in half:
8. There's a little bit of jesus christ in all of us. You need only look inside to find him. |
best response! |
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