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Michael Jackson jokes (pg. 2)
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| razzi |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
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soooooooooooooooooo wrong!!!! |
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| ASOT100 |
| quote: | Originally posted by razzi
soooooooooooooooooo wrong!!!! |
this whole thread is sooooo wrong
yet so funny :tongue2 |
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| fathomless1 |
here are some more...
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue
Q. Why does Michael Jackson wear little boys’ underwear around his arm?
A. It’s a patch, he is trying to quit.
Q. What is the best thing to watch at a Michael Jackson concert?
A. Your children.
Q. Why are Michael Jackson pants so small?
A. Because they are not his. |
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| Heinz |
| i like micheal jackson. its a shame he's going through this. really is bad if he actually did the act, even worse if he's convicted.. |
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| smokeape |
HAHAHAHA! And the best part about this, is the jokes will just keep getting better as the trial goes on!
Imagine the jokes if he gets convicted and goes to prison!
RFLMAO!
{{{smoke}}} |
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| DeviantxPete |
What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
GET OUT OF MY SON!
:rolleyes: |
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| Heinz |
| quote: | What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
GET OUT OF MY SON! |
WOuld have been funnier if it said "GET OFF MY SON!":rolleyes: |
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| Heinz |
| SMOKEAPE, those were some tight little games. though, some boys escaped at night, so i let jackson get arrested..:D |
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| George Smiley |
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Niel Armstrong?
Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Michael Jackson s kids.
Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson put your kids to bed?
Letting Ian Huntly bath them first.
And while were at it...
Sheffield United have solved their striker problems. The new signing is good at hanging in the air with a deadly strike rate. The board expect to announce the signing of Harold Shipman on Monday.
Apparently Harold Shipman was quite a lady killer, think it had summat to do with him being well hung. |
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| mef |
| quote: | Originally posted by George Smiley
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Niel Armstrong?
Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Michael Jackson s kids. |
lol. It's funny, cos it's true:tongue2 :D |
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