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Crutches in a club?
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| DJ_Ampz |
Im having full knee re-constructive surgery on Jan 8th and will be on crutches for around a month
Im guessing that it is not a good idea to go to a club eh? no G&D for me im guessing. What if i were spinning? i know that is a weird question but if your that immoble would it really effect you? just trying to plan my upcomming events (praying i GET to do some)
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| Vivid Boy |
| hmm dude no offense but u dont wanna be the ghuy with crutches in the club...i always look at those ppl and think to myself man if i broke my leg or had to have surgery id be at home instead of clubbing/.... i dont mind when its a wheelchair because 90% of the time the person is in the wheel chair because hes in it for the rest of his life...so theres no shame in clubbing if ur in a wheel chair u have the same rights as everyone else...but crutches hmmm id just take the break from clubbning for a bit...plus how u gonna pick up chix like seriously...u gonna tap them on the shoulder with ur crutch? smack em in the ass with it |
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| disko-kandi |
i'll borrow one thanks ... for the butt grinders! :stongue:
...actually, i went with crutches once after i had torn my legiments. it was fun! ... cos i got piggy back rides all nite! hehee!
but on a more serious note, if it's really crowded and u get pushed around and stepped on -better not to risk it. ... soz! :( |
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| j_spot |
if its something like going to system for a regular night, I dont think that would be too bad.
but if you were going to an all access night @ Guv I would stay clear. It sounds like a bad idea to me |
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| Rocco |
| it's rare that i agree with vivid but in this case he does have a pretty damn good point. Stay home Ampz |
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| che |
| that sucks man....i had two of those a couple years ago...torn all my ligaments in practice and 3 months after did it again in a match....after my first one i was back on my feet in like a week. But thats because i had to get back for my season opener. After the second one i stayed clear. Start your rehab early and hopefully you won't be on crutches for a long time. (As long as you didn;t tear any miniscus, then you're out of commision for 3-4 weeks) |
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| DJ_Ampz |
| quote: | Originally posted by che
(As long as you didn;t tear any miniscus, then you're out of commision for 3-4 weeks) |
Full knee reconstruction. Ill be on crutched atleast a month and unable to run for 6 :(
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| Vivid Boy |
thnk you rocco it means alot...
especially comin from a gino!!!!!!! YEAH I SAID GINO!!! WESSSIDEEEEE!!!
anyways back on topic heres the sceneraio
ur at the club decked out in ur coolest set of crutches...glowsticks for handles the arm rest has zebra lining all chromed out even has a party horn attached to it...ur chillin with ur buddies drinking some beers feelin normal...u see the girl of ur dreams across the club u think she smiles...ur not sure but then she does it again and winks at you and waves for u to come over...u go hobbling there as fast as ur crutches can take u looking like a complete dork but congradulations ur efforts really turned her on..she smiles asks ur name and then asks to dance.. a path to the main dance floor is cleared from ppl turning around to look at u hobble ur way thru thinking to themselves "is this guy serious?" u honk ur party horn as u make ur way thru...u begin to wiggle in between ur crutches ,the girl begins to dance..u start noticing everyone looking at u chuickling to themselves about how ridiculous u look....u start to think man i should have never came tonight...but u look up at the girl of ur dreams and shes dancing away having the time of her life...shes having the time of her life with you! u pull urself together "NO SCREW THIS I WONT LET THESE PPL RUIN A GREAT NIGHT!" U begin dancing harder start liftin the crutches in the air raising the roof...ur glowstick handle bars give out the greatest light show ever...The crowd goes wild..ppl starting chanting " GO GO GO GO GO GO GO ITS UR BIRTHDAY GO GO GO!!" the girl of ur dreams is thrilled...UR BUSTIN A MOVE!!! yes u jump into windmills and into flares ur breakdancing like only the craziest mofo can.... PPL START SCREAMIN UR NAME CALLIN U A CHAMP!!!! ur crutch goes loose and goes flying in the air smacking the girl of ur dreams in the nose...the music stops! bouncers rush u...u wake up u no longer have to wear crutches ur in a wheelchair... |
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| Vivid Boy |
| alright next sceneraio...u make it out of the club...ur outside the club now shooting the with ur new fans who u impressed with ur awesome glow crutching skills...u have ur arm around ur new girl, she whispers in ur ear "u were my hereo tonight, i cant wait to get you home" a big smirk comes on ur face...ur friends come out the club and greet u with high fives u recieve them with ur crutch and give em the wink and the gun...all of a sudden a black escalade comes speeding up to the front doors of the club out come two thugs...g'ed up from head to toe they start shooting randomly everyone runs away but ur forced to duck because ur immobile. all of a sudden a voice comes from inside the jeep "COPS LETS GET THE OUT OF HERE!!!" u can hear the sirens in the distance and sigh with relief the car pulls out and tossess the gun out the window landing right by ur foot...cops arrive...they comeout their cars fully armed and tell you to freeze.." but i didnt do anything!!!" "tell it to the judge the proof is by ur feet"... |
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| disko-kandi |
| are u bored???? :toothless |
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| Vivid Boy |
| ok ok lets say u get the girl u get pass the thugs shooting slugs...here u are an amazing night everything went right its time to go home and sleep...ur pooped...u jump into a cab with all ur friends and start to head home...the whole ride is filled with conversations of how u were so awesome tonight...how u got the girl tore up the club and stopped thugs from doing a drive by shooting the whole time in crutches!! everyone is just paying u with complaints all the way home...all of a sudden ur buddy says to the cabi "hey buddy pull over here this is our stop" he turns to you and says "guys i spent my last bit of money on a drink for a broad im sorry i said i was gonna pay for the ride home, we're gonna have to run the cab".................u can end this one |
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| Rocco |
| what does being a gino have to do with the guy's knees? |
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