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Top10 GW BUsh complaints about England (David Letterman)
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| DaveSaenz |
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England
10. "Clocks are five hours fast"
9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"
8. "Harry Potter won't return phone calls"
7. "So touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses"
6. "They don't know where Saddam is either"
5. "Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"
4. "Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"
3. "Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"
2. "I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Charles hasn't made a single move on me"
1. "Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days" |
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| DaveSaenz |
Top Ten Paris Hilton Explanations
10. "It was a tender act of love between me and my then-boyfriend, Rick something"
9. "Would've been rude not to sleep with him after he spent so much on the camera"
8. "He told me we were making a workout video"
7. "C'mon, there's nothing on that tape that you wouldn't find in any hardcore adult film"
6. "Some ideas just sound better after 9 cosmopolitans"
5. "Dude, I was 'Punk'd!'"
4. "Oh, like you've never had a sex tape thrown all over the Internet"
3. "He swore there was no tape in the camera"
2. "Rehearsing for upcoming CBS television movie: 'The Schwarzeneggers'"
1. "I found a condom in my clam chowder and didn't want to waste it" |
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| Carl0s |
| thats some good stuff :haha: |
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| igottaknow |
thx 4the mornin laugh
ps
I thought the condom clam chowder was anti-climatic (no pun intended) |
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| Evan Almae |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I thought the condom clam chowder was anti-climatic (no pun intended) |
The number 1's are known to not be all the great.
These were very funny, alot funnier then they usually are. Thanks for the read.
Steve |
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| Moongoose |
| Lol excelent :D Some of these are great :D |
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