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| mezzir |
talking online tonight...and these two people IM me
so at first i was mad, but then i just played along
thought it was amusing
Morphius71530: The matrix has you
PaperAlwaysWins: right-oh.
Morphius71530: follow the white rabbit
PaperAlwaysWins: i hit one with a car earlier...does that count?
PaperAlwaysWins: followed it until it stopped
Morphius71530: That rabbit would work
PaperAlwaysWins: oh so the rabit doesn't have to be alive?
Morphius71530: No
PaperAlwaysWins: oooh
Morphius71530: Rather, see the truth
Morphius71530: There is no rabbit
PaperAlwaysWins: so could I go to a taxonomy store...get a rabbit, and put it on one of those fake dog collars and hold that, so wherever i'm going, i'm following the white rabbit?
Morphius71530: Very good
Morphius71530: You have already begun to free your mind
PaperAlwaysWins: aah i'm learning.
Morphius71530: Excellent
Morphius71530: Do you know who I am?
PaperAlwaysWins: hm well i know who morpheus is, but you spell it with an i, so i suppose i'm lost
Morphius71530: I have adjusted the spelling
PaperAlwaysWins: beautiful
Morphius71530: I am Mophius, commanding officer of the Nubuchanezzar
PaperAlwaysWins: ....go on....
Morphius71530: You have a choice
Morphius71530: You can take the red pill, and relieve your headache
Morphius71530: Or you can take the blue pill, and make it worse
Morphius71530: I can only show you the door, you are the one that must go through it
PaperAlwaysWins: well thanks for the offer, but i got excederin on me and its yet to fail me
Morphius71530: Who said that the pills weren't excedrin?
PaperAlwaysWins: excederin are white
Morphius71530: It is not that hard to recolor them
PaperAlwaysWins: and if you're dying them...well then you're probably the same guy who tries to sell fake e to people at Avalon...for shame!
Morphius71530: I do not associate myself with Avalon
PaperAlwaysWins: oh, musta been a different guy then
PaperAlwaysWins: he wore a black trenchcoat...i mean you guys don't have many distinguishing features
Morphius71530: but there are many of us
Morphius71530: I cannot afford to compromise myself
PaperAlwaysWins: well if you call yourselves 'us' then you obviously associate yourself with him
Morphius71530: He is part of the matrix
Morphius71530: Therefore my crew and I can contact him at any time
PaperAlwaysWins: oh do you guys have like one of those cell phone family plans?
PaperAlwaysWins: those are great
Morphius71530: We create our own
Morphius71530: But if we didn't, that could be an excellent idea
PaperAlwaysWins: mein
hook me up?
verison's been ripping me off lately
PaperAlwaysWins: how good's your service?
Morphius71530: No one has found us yet
Morphius71530: so they cannot be traced
PaperAlwaysWins: hm, not bad, not bad
Morphius71530: And they allow for transport to and from the matrix
PaperAlwaysWins: oh man
this is dope
i thought those new nokia things that were like a game boy and a cell all in one were cool, and you're saying you got a transit method and a cell all in one?
PaperAlwaysWins: why the hell haven't you gone public?
Morphius71530: because the matrix does not wish to have people free
Morphius71530: i am a hunted man
Morphius71530: Speaking of which, we are having a problem with sentinels right now
Morphius71530: i must go
Morphius71530: i will try and contact you again
PaperAlwaysWins: yeah, text me
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all ways are up: welcome
PaperAlwaysWins: ey
all ways are up: the white rabbit will kill you
PaperAlwaysWins: yeah someone told me that
all ways are up: do not listen to morphius.
PaperAlwaysWins: eh too late
PaperAlwaysWins: do i have to actually believe anything?
cause i'm taking what he says for face value
all ways are up: believe nothing he says
PaperAlwaysWins: oh ok
all ways are up: the rabbit will kill you if you try and follow it.
PaperAlwaysWins: what if I'm dictating where it goes?
all ways are up: you can never trust a rabbit.
all ways are up: it dodges and feints.
PaperAlwaysWins: ah so true
PaperAlwaysWins: and they freeze in headlights
all ways are up: beware of morpheus!
all ways are up: we will try and pick you up, be ready.
PaperAlwaysWins: I know, it freaking has spyware!
dude, anyone who hasn't switched to kazaa lite by now is a dimwit
all ways are up: we are hunting you.
all ways are up: we have seen you with Avalon.
all ways are up: you are wanted.
PaperAlwaysWins: ok so whats with you and morpheus...gay lovers?
all ways are up: ha.
PaperAlwaysWins: well who told you about Avalon?
all ways are up: i could ask yo uthe same.
PaperAlwaysWins: hey i just met him like 5 minutes ago
PaperAlwaysWins: but i suppose i do have a reputation....
PaperAlwaysWins: ok back to the rabbit business, what was with that
all ways are up: i have my sorces.
PaperAlwaysWins: hm...you should add microsoft word's spellcheck to that list
all ways are up: if you try and follow the rabbit you will die
PaperAlwaysWins: yeah no we've been over this
PaperAlwaysWins: is there anything more or do you just repeat yourself to add to the enigma of it all?
all ways are up: we are trying to warn you.
PaperAlwaysWins: yeah so i was right
all ways are up: if you think that i have failed.
no names changed cause...well i don't care if you guys IM me and spam the hell out of the others, i don't care
and i saw the matrix 1 on vhs like 3 years back, and haven't seen the others
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| Mebot |
at least u dont have a million ppl IM you asking if u you're a bot!
jesus!
thats why i keep my IM list strictly open to people on my buddy list. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
at least u dont have a million ppl IM you asking if u you're a bot!
jesus!
thats why i keep my IM list strictly open to people on my buddy list. |
lol, that's gotta suck, people are retarded, huh? :whip::p |
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| Mebot |
haha
yeah its pretty funny.. |
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| Orbax |
| he spelled nebuchadnezzar wrong too. Doesnt even know the name of his own ship. That was my first clue that he wasnt the REAL Morpheus. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
he spelled nebuchadnezzar wrong too. Doesnt even know the name of his own ship. That was my first clue that he wasnt the REAL Morpheus. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
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rofl, irony at its best!
is that a subtle hint for me to STFU? :D |
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| KilldaDJ |
i would of told him to off then blocked him.
i aint got time for arsy newbies spamming me. |
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| Galapidate |
:stongue:
I once had a guy IM me under the name "JihadJoe25" calling me an American infidel :P |
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