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| Domz |
heres something i wrote when i was well on my way to being drunk, feel free to add to it :P
you know your drunk when..
you start deleting files via your hacked shell account without using a proxy
you start chatting up the schools minger via msn
you get your thing out on cam
you attempt to ping the US NAVY's headquarters, or even worse, port scan them
you think the input search for google is a password prompt
those porn popups actually 'make' you click them
your sure you closed that xxx movie, but your mum walks in anyway
you start making a 'you know your drunk when..' file
the matrix desktop you got starts telling you about 'the girl in the red dress' and how much she likes you :P
you go into #gay-chat on irc
you go into #piss-heads on irc
you start random fights with pieces of hardware
the pieces of hardware start random fights with you
the cat eats the mouse
you struggle to find the 'shut down' button
the clock in the corner says 2AM but you dont care anyways
you think 'viewing source' of google.com is 1337
you download kazaa lite and blindly accept the sponser
you think that 10kb matrix 3 movie is real |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| sounds more like ur on shrooms tahn drunk :stongue: |
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| kypez |
you think that 10kb matrix 3 movie is real
hah beauty. |
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| Domz |
| hehe, i didnt do any of these, just wrote this when i was bored on my computer and half drunk. |
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| victor |
i play NFS HP2 when im hammered...
"pull over to the side of the road ... u are surrounded..."
SUCK MY DICK PIGGIES!!!!!
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by victor
i play NFS HP2 when im hammered...
"pull over to the side of the road ... u are surrounded..."
SUCK MY DICK PIGGIES!!!!!
hehe |
pffffffft..ahahhahaha
please tell me u downloaded the mario kart and drive that too...ahahahhahah |
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| nchs09 |
| when im hammered...i hope i never go close to my computer or xbox, sometimes im lucky i make it to my bed |
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| razzi |
i like getting on msn and aim and talking to my friends. its great when i start talking to my other drunk friends, and then never remembering what we said the next day.
quality |
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| Domz |
| dont you just love chat logs =) |
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