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sex training course? hm
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| RobEnergy |
taken from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_838034.html?menu=
Courses promise to turn shy virgins into red hot lovers
A Dutch company is offering courses to turn shy male virgins into red hot lovers for £2,500.
Aquarion, from Niewegein, says the female teachers will deflower the students as part of the deal.
The six month courses also include intimate conversations and sexual training sessions with the teacher.
Spokeswoman Marion van der Stad, who's 56, told Het Laatste Nieuws: "Most of the students are virgins between 30 and 40 years old. They are too shy to visit a prostitute.
"When it finally comes to having sex with a woman they want to do it right, without any fumbling."
The students are first taught basic techniques, such as how to feel confident of their own naked bodies, before they learn how to be comfortable with a naked woman.
Ms van der Stad added: "For the next six sessions, they do practical things and if they then feel ready to have intercourse with the teacher, that's alright."
Students who graduate can go on to take an advanced course which promises to teach them how to become lady-killers.
"Men who have graduated from our courses are God's gift to women. They are perfect gentlemen and lovers at the same time," she added.
Story filed: 11:00 Thursday 13th November 2003 |
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| Ves |
| quote: | Originally posted by RobEnergy
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"When it finally comes to having sex with a woman they want to do it right, without any fumbling."....
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ohhh i think this course is going to make a lot of women very happy...:p |
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| Teknoscaper. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ves
:stongue:
ohhh i think this course is going to make a lot of women very happy...:p |
I can make you happy Ves ;) |
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| webmeister |
| quote: | Originally posted by RobEnergy
"Most of the students are virgins between 30 and 40 years old. They are too shy to visit a prostitute."
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All I can say is ROFL  |
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| Pointy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Teknoscaper.
I can make you happy Ves ;) |
Yes I heard from John that you're a dynamo after partaking in this course. |
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| matt_a |
oh man, my Initial Reaction
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my calmed down reaction
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| arctic |
| Highly disturbing :nervous: |
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| Master_Yoda |
| quote: | Originally posted by matt_a
oh man, my Initial Reaction
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my calmed down reaction
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
lol |
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