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The Comfort Zone (pg. 10)
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| Milli-on |
This just made my day..hahahahaha... thank you very much.... and yes i was asked to borrow money... twice... so what is up with the sweatsuit wearing bandana dudes? it was pretty entertaining to see them going off to house music lol
| quote: | Originally posted by WillyWonka
Comfort Zone Basics:
1. Don't ask because you don't want to know
2. Heaven's gate
3. Hell's
4. Be careful what you say & who you say it to; the CIA (comfort zone Intelligence Agency)does exist
5. 68% of the patrons are always more ed up then you!
6. The CZ Virus is real, exists only in the Zone and is only curable by not going to the zone for 4 consecutive wks.
7. Half of Americas Most Wanted can be found at the comfort Zone
8. If the Zone were to shut down the crime rate in the city would
increase by 32%
9. If you decide to play the "do I stay or do I go" game you will lose!
10. Trust me you'll be back. Everyone comes back
11. Many people will remember you but you will remember none. Fake it.
12. Yes she is 16
13. Bartering, negotiating and haggling are common practice.
14. If she looks like a stripper she is. If she's not a stripper she's a man.
15. If she's a man warn friends.
16. If your a guy over 150 lbs your shirt will eventually come off for a pose down to show your muscles are bigger than some other juice pigs.
17. Do not try to distinguish between fear & pleasure at the zone.
There is no distinction.
18. No I don't have any money you can borrow.
19. For every problem there is a chemical solution.
20. Enjoy your time here your famous... everyone is.
21. No really I don't have any money you can borrow.
22. The 3 degrees of separation theory applies.
23. Everyones not staring at you...unless you think they are.
24. You know its time to leave when;
a) You wake up in the Green Room in a puddle of piss with your empty wallet on your chest
b) You've already left you just didn't know it
c) You finally hear the Bouncer yelling at your friend to get that out of here & he's pointing at you.
d) When all your Comfort Zone associates say-DUDE, YOU LOOKED ED!-
e) You realize that the friendly fag you met earlier is giving you an
EXTRA friendly message. And your enjoying it-
f) You've been partying for three days and think that one more
pill/bump/line/cap will miraculously give you energy
g) The back hems of your designer jeans are tattered & black & your
eyeballs are about to pop out of your skull
h) No one has drugs
i) Everyone looks familiar
j) No one looks familiar
k) When you look in the mirror and you mistake the white ring on the
edge of your nostril for a powdered donut
l) You hear voices talking to you in the bathroom stall only to find
out there is no one else there
m)You start talking to your genitals to hurry up & piss already
o) You stop breathing
p) You wonder around aimlessly, not knowing what to do w/ yourself
q) You consider checking in at the Waverly Hotel
r) The music stops but think it's still playing dancing around like a madman
25. You know you've been going to comfort zone too long when;
a) All the friends you have now, you met at the Zone
b) You miss a wk at the Zone & wonder if its still there
c) You stopped hiding the fact that your a regular patron
d) Your cool w/ the young baggy sweatsuit bandana wearing thugs & they're cool w/ you
e) You actually play a game of pool-
f) When your friend gets robbed & you console him
g) The bouncer searches you
h) You know the "Persians"
i) the sight of 3 uniformed police officers inside the zone is business as usual
j) the fear of being punched, stabbed, shot, raped or kidnapped has
subsided
k) Its your only form of exercise and your sporting a 6 pack. And you attribute your fine figure to a healthy diet of Crystal Meth, Coke & G
l) You have seperate "Zone" clothes and shoes you bring out on Saturday night.
m) You stay in Saturday night so you can go out Sunday mornings
n) The bums at the mission know you
26. You know you've left the comfort zone when;
a) its time to go to work.
27. Top 10 reasons to stop going to the Zone;
a) Can't think of any right now, I'll get back to you on this. |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halycon
i've never seen a DJ give out more enegry than his audience. |
Nobody dances harder to Dekoze than Dekoze himself (many try to...). |
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| Milli-on |
yea when i saw dj rooster and sammy peralta... and the regular lineup of course... they had the booth back on the floor which was pretty cool..
and even thoguh the dancefloor was packed i had enough room to dance... it was good that way
| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
The first time I went to the zone i had a terrible time and thought i would never go back.
I wasn't ready for what it was and was overwhelmed by how many people were in that type of place, so dark and so hot early on sunday morning.
But then I went back, and have now been back many times and have a completely different idea of the place.
Every week they have a killer lineup of DJ's just waiting to kick your ass with some of the hardest stuff you'll ever hear.
When I'm in the comfort zone I find something very liberating about dancing in the dark to hard tribal music. There's noone watching what you're wearing or how you're dancing.
The thing that makes the zone special is the moment when Deko-ze or whoever is spinning is building up a huge track. Everyone crowds next to the dj, and you can literally stand right next to the dj. With the ceilings so low, and the lights almost out, it makes the atmosphere very intimate. When the beat drops and the couple hundred people in there are all jumping up and down as deko-ze screams like crazy it feels as if the entire room in moving up and down.
Guvernment can't duplicate that in a million years.
That's what makes the zone awesome! |
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| Halycon |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Nobody dances harder to Dekoze than Dekoze himself (many try to...). |
Many Try, None Succeed. There is only One Deko-ze, with the friendly warm smile. and Hot Chain Mail Chaps ( Pride 2005) |
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| Milli-on |
| lol i just printed up that zone basics thing willywonka typed... i'm showin that to some of my friends.. haha, that is hilarious! thank you |
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| mushyflowa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halycon
Many Try, None Succeed. There is only One Deko-ze, with the friendly warm smile. and Hot Chain Mail Chaps ( Pride 2005) |
warm smile? i think is more kinky like :P.. |
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| Irishaddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
They should change the name of that place to 'The Not Comfy @ All Zone' |
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH - I didn't even get through this whole thread. That's priceless.
Yeah Comfort Zone is sketchy but if you're there for the music and with enough of the right people it's tolerable. Definitely sketchier than most, yes, I'll give you that. |
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| MaDTrancEFreaK |
Man I spent the last 20 minutes reading this thread and I WANNNA HIT up CZ! it's 2 minutes frm where i live too so that's a plus! never been to an afterhours before and I'm not a big fan of tribal and hard house AND i most definitely don't do drugs (Not even weed I swear! LOL)! But all these reviews have siked me up! It's good to get a change of scene from the usual places once in a while! All the crackheads I've seen in my entire life seem to check into the Guv on Saturday nite so some new faces would be good too LOL!! thanx for the reviews people....
MTF |
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| mushyflowa |
| quote: | Originally posted by MaDTrancEFreaK
Man I spent the last 20 minutes reading this thread and I WANNNA HIT up CZ! it's 2 minutes frm where i live too so that's a plus! never been to an afterhours before and I'm not a big fan of tribal and hard house AND i most definitely don't do drugs (Not even weed I swear! LOL)! But all these reviews have siked me up! It's good to get a change of scene from the usual places once in a while! All the crackheads I've seen in my entire life seem to check into the Guv on Saturday nite so some new faces would be good too LOL!! thanx for the reviews people....
MTF |
i predict a dirty comment next time u log in ta after u visit to the zone..
if u were at least into the music played there.. everything wud be diff.. |
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| Crib |
| First time I went there was with mushyflowa (Miluska) after Global Gathering for the Canada Day special or w/e. When I first got inside my back was already shivering. I might have been sketched but the place looked like a dirty sewer. Everyone looked like cannible hermits, and the lighting didn't make it any much better, with everyone's eyes extra white and green teeth. I thought I was saved when I found Graham, but then he introduced me to RJ who laid down the rules and things to watch out for, which made me even more freaked out lol. Things like don't stare at anyone, if someone asks you a question nod, don't go beyond the pool table, etc. It was frightful but I ended up having a good time, left around 2:30 pm :) |
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| mushyflowa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Crib
First time I went there was with mushyflowa (Miluska) after Global Gathering for the Canada Day special or w/e. When I first got inside my back was already shivering. I might have been sketched but the place looked like a dirty sewer. Everyone looked like cannible hermits, and the lighting didn't make it any much better, with everyone's eyes extra white and green teeth. I thought I was saved when I found Graham, but then he introduced me to RJ who laid down the rules and things to watch out for, which made me even more freaked out lol. Things like don't stare at anyone, if someone asks you a question nod, don't go beyond the pool table, etc. It was frightful but I ended up having a good time, left around 2:30 pm :) |
funny how i kept poking ur face.. that was priceless.. :stongue: oh yeah i wish i had a camara to take a pic of u dancing at sydney's set.. :toothless |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by mushyflowa
funny how i kept poking ur face.. that was priceless.. :stongue: oh yeah i wish i had a camara to take a pic of u dancing at sydney's set.. :toothless |
Sydney Blu :D :) :p |
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