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Farting (pg. 2)
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| Evil_Gnome |
| I just do it like posted above, in little ones here and there. Or go to the bathroom and just drop the big one. But hope she doesnt go in after you do...:p |
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| SuperFarStucker |
| wow that made me laugh.. good thing i wasn't drinking anything, would have came out my nose... |
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| Boomer187 |
eh not that I keep up on teh industry but I think those bang bus bros made a site where they bang a girl, then the guy farts in their face after he's finished.......not that it has anything to do with the conversation, cool to point out.
little spirts at first, then get comfortable where you can let loose whenever. But beware, no one like large smelly farts except when its your own. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
heres the key let it out in lil spirts not all at once....only when ur in the clear tho..a lil one here a lil one there... |
The man's thought about this one. Sounds like a good plan.
** a small (but potent) guff escapes his ass **
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| elena |
well i dont think you can tell your gf this cause as we all know girls dont fart. heh.
but on a more serious note, youre best bet is to excuse yourself and let it out, just grin and be like oops. it's cuter that way. but by no means let one rip, not that's just plain gross |
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| KarenLuvs2Party |
My ex use to fart in his room (which was small) closed the door and told me to go get something from there. I opened the door and WOOF!
Or he use to "throw farts at me" (fart in palm and make a fist and walk up to person and open first in their face).
He even sat on me once when I was sleeping after a party.
And I still cared for me (well not anymore..but at the time I did).
And yes love does mean being able to fart infront of your GF/BF.
But what about farting during sex? I would probably laugh so hard. |
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| Vero |
| try the one cheek sneak. works for me everytime. if it smells really bad, blame it on the dog, if you dont have a dog, um, i guess go get one so he can take the blame for your stinky farts. |
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| vmc |
| quote: | Originally posted by KarenLuvs2Party
My ex use to fart in his room (which was small) closed the door and told me to go get something from there. I opened the door and WOOF!
Or he use to "throw farts at me" (fart in palm and make a fist and walk up to person and open first in their face).
He even sat on me once when I was sleeping after a party.
And I still cared for me (well not anymore..but at the time I did).
And yes love does mean being able to fart infront of your GF/BF.
But what about farting during sex? I would probably laugh so hard. |
well.. if a girl made to me things he did to you, I... well... wouldn't like it :nervous:
btw, how old was he then ? |
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| ali92 |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Yar, no matter how much I loved my gf I wouldn't want her dropping bombs around me. |
Why not? Real lovers actually don't mind, because they appreciate each other's company. Of course, it's proper manners to exuse yourself after farting, it's nothing to really get so worked up over. I wouldn't mind if I had a girlfriend and she farted and she happened to be near me because I know that EVERYONE who's alive (and even people who've just died) farts, and must fart at some point. |
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| ali92 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
love means being able to fart in front of your gf/bf |
RIGHT, DEAD ON... |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by smallSHEEP
What do i do?!?!? |
Suicide Thread. |
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| vmc |
| quote: | Originally posted by ali92
Why not? Real lovers actually don't mind, because they appreciate each other's company. Of course, it's proper manners to exuse yourself after farting, it's nothing to really get so worked up over. I wouldn't mind if I had a girlfriend and she farted and she happened to be near me because I know that EVERYONE who's alive (and even people who've just died) farts, and must fart at some point. |
but well mannered gentlemen shouldn't fart when ladies are around (and vice versa) :p |
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