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New virusses on the lose
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| Henkie_henk |
The AlGore virus ~ Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting
The Clinton virus ~ Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory
The Bob Dole virus ~ Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky virus ~ Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did
The Ronald Reagan virus ~ Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
The Mike Tyson virus ~ Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey virus ~ Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb
The Jack Kevorkian virus ~ Deletes all old files
The Ellen Degeneres virus ~ Disks can no longer be inserted-changes the RAM
The Pozac virus ~ Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Joey Buttafuoco virus ~ Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbit virus ~ Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
The Arnold Schwarzenegger virus ~ Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back |
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| Dj Lex |
Haha great again Henkie.
I had seen this before I think, but that doesn't mather.
Some i don't understand. Who was Joey Buttafuoco? |
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| Blik |
hahahaha, where do you find this henkie......???
it's great |
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| KaNoS |
| Joey Buttafuoco is a guy that some years ago had sex with a minor, then that minor shot Buttafuoco wife, but she survived. Media made a sacandal of the case, like in the O.J. Simpson case. |
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