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UglyDaves get rick quick scheme
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| UglyDave |
ok,
here's the deal folks.. i've just started workin in LIDL <-- the German supermarket with all the cheap stuff..
anyways, i say workin there for €8 / hour. the shop opens tomorrow and the family that own LIDL will be there. So, i reckon, with some careful planning, we can abduct one member. and hold him hostage.
any takers?? |
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| Galapidate |
| This I gotta see... |
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| Turbonium |
| I'll be the driver... there's always a driver... |
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| UglyDave |
actually, one of them drives an AUDI A8. Brand new! gorgeous car!!
i was kinna thinkin that as i've come up with this brilliant scheme, we could use that as the getaway car, then i caould take it?? any objections??
:)
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
I'll be the driver... there's always a driver... |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by UglyDave
actually, one of them drives an AUDI A8. Brand new! gorgeous car!!
i was kinna thinkin that as i've come up with this brilliant scheme, we could use that as the getaway car, then i caould take it?? any objections??
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If I drive, I keep the car.
If you drive, or Galapidate, or anyone else, we get caught. |
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| Galapidate |
| I think we need two cars. Ditch the first one somewhere and take off w/ another. |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Galapidate
I think we need two cars. Ditch the first one somewhere and take off w/ another. |
Yea, I agree actually. We need someone to keep driving the Audi after we switch cars, to lure them off... |
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| Galapidate |
| Maybe we can ask James Bond to supply us w/ that invisible car? |
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| Turbonium |
There are no such things as invisible cars. Get real... :rolleyes:
So who's gonna drive the decoy car? |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Galapidate
Maybe we can ask James Bond to supply us w/ that invisible car? |
i'll give q a ring in the morning.. see if he can sort us out with some wheels..
i'm a good driver, so i say, the rest of ye get the german dude, throw him in thr back of an M3, take him to the rendezvois point (roundabout down the road..)
in the heat of the action.. ppl will not notice me hotwirin the A8, so i'll be there shortly after the rest of ya.. we then drift off into the sunset with german guy in boot :)
i reckon we charge.. 200 million?
serves the pricks right.. makin me work 5 hours with no break!! :whip: |
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| Galapidate |
How about eleventy billion dollars...
ok that's not realistic.
How about we each get $100 million, our own private island and immunity in Germany? |
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