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A dirty poem from Satan's writing desk (pg. 4)
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by starsearcher
You call THAT dirty...blah...I'm disapointed...false alarm :rolleyes: |
I'm TRYING to behave. Doubting my dirtyness will not prompt me to unleash the savagery that lies within. Although I AM getting excited thinking about the things I say to myself when I've got my legs propped up against the wall under the bathtub faucet..gahhhhh *drools* :crazy: |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
so jennypie is not satan but a pornstar???
OMG IM IN HEAVEN
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
OMG IM IN HEAVEN
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No, you're in Hell...Heaven is for people who deny masterbating, what a fun bunch! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i yank my noodle every chance i get...u think my hand is in my pocket cause im guarding my wallet? |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i yank my noodle every chance i get...u think my hand is in my pocket cause im guarding my wallet? |
hey we all do...thats why we have strong forearms
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
hey we all do...thats why we have strong forearms
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I'd prefer to brag about having strong hips. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I'd prefer to brag about having strong hips. |
taht i have as well...but the beer belly tends to hide it...
i prefer surprising the woman on the spot with my strong hips |
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| Vivid Boy |
| dude listen digi....the male gender does not enuff to get strong hips..u must have a gf to on a regular basis...one of the pros of being with a girl...so instead since the male gender needs to practically everyday or everyother day we resort to palmela handerson and her five friends |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I'd prefer to brag about having strong hips. |
Touche!
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
taht i have as well...but the beer belly tends to hide it...
i prefer surprising the woman on the spot with my strong hips |
I prefer surprising the woman on the spot by kicking her out. Give them something they're not expecting, for once.
And yes Vivid, I think that was implied in my original post. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Touche!
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u know what??? ur pic scares me...
u know why??
cos u look SO FAMILIAR (not a come on btw...and rest of TOTA..shutup)
now why would u look familiar is the question |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i surprise a women by slapping them in the back of the head during sex...gets em pissed |
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