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New Theory on life!! What do you think???
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| Platipus |
The George Carlin Theory
"The Most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the
end of it? A Death. Whats that, a bonus? I think the life cycle
is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way.
They you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you are
too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do
drugs, alcohol, party, you get ready for high school. You go to
grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back to the womb, spend you nine last months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm."
Well, let me know what you guys think???
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| Dj Martijn |
| quote: | Originally posted by Platipus
The George Carlin Theory
"The Most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the
end of it? A Death. Whats that, a bonus? I think the life cycle
is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way.
They you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you are
too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do
drugs, alcohol, party, you get ready for high school. You go to
grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back to the womb, spend you nine last months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm."
Well, let me know what you guys think???
LOL!!that wud be way scary.....he's older than me cos he's younger!!:)
and if u think about it u cudnt die 1st. cos ud have 2 be alive at the start 2 die....so.....ud be alive then die then be alive again?!?!?!lol wudnt work
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| quote: | Originally posted by Platipus
The George Carlin Theory
"The Most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the
end of it? A Death. Whats that, a bonus? I think the life cycle
is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way.
They you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you are
too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do
drugs, alcohol, party, you get ready for high school. You go to
grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back to the womb, spend you nine last months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm."
Well, let me know what you guys think???
Geebs UT Clan Site |
LOL, now if I was God I would definitely stick to that theory of life. End life as an orgasm, lol, now that would be something. That actually sounds good because I'm the type of person that likes to get all the hard stuff out of the way so I can have fun later... er... most of the time at least! Good post.
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| Dj Lex |
| Hmmm bit strange I guess, but end up as a orgasm sounds kinda cool. Hehe what's the difference. You shrink when you are getting old and now too when you are old and then a baby. Strange :p |
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| Dj Martijn |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Lex
Hmmm bit strange I guess, but end up as a orgasm sounds kinda cool. Hehe what's the difference. You shrink when you are getting old and now too when you are old and then a baby. Strange :p |
yes but ppl ur missin the point...its ur parents orgasm!!!!!urgh!!:sadgreen: |
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| Dj Lex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Martijn
yes but ppl ur missin the point...its ur parents orgasm!!!!!urgh!!:sadgreen: |
haha LOL yes that is true . Blah. :stongue: Now it isn't a nice theory |
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| igottaknow |
Don't worry in the current progression of life you end up like a baby anyways so don't sweat it:
1. You don't have any teeth. (with out your dentures).
2. You need to wear diapers ('Depends' for that weak blader).
3. You have to depend on others to help you do everything.
4. You don't have much hair on your head.
PS
Now with Viagra you have a good chance dieing as you orgasm (with a weak old heart).
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| Blik |
WOW!!!!!!!:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
that;s an awsome Theory of life, I wish my life would be like that......that would be awsome |
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| TurboGS-R |
| that theory sounds fun to me :D |
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| !_PeTrUs_! |
| Well, I just like it the way it is...Because that orgasm comes a lot sooner than that!!! LOL |
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| Thor |
George Carlin is truly quite insightfull, even though he's a comedian he really has some impressive stuff :)
Thats one of my favorites from him, truly hilarious :D |
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| M_Peror |
| Kewl! Think I like ur theory.... |
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