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mertonisms (pg. 2)
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| Delay Llama |
| quote: | Originally posted by MERTON
is everyone else not finding the funny of them? |
Things you gotta work on:
1) Context: even if you want to say random stuff, you need to have some context.
2) Rhythm: If you wanna make people laugh, you cannot bomb them with an endless flow of punchlines. There's got to be a release, and an attack, release and attack,...
3) Communication: No matter how fantastic your joke is, the other person needs to understand it in order to find it funny (or not :D). For example: "i hate marketeers... why have they no concience? they steal our money they do"... I had to read this sentence 5 times, and I'm still wondering what the punchline was supposed to be.
Practice is the key though ;)
ps.: "bang...kok...kok...bang" made me smile, by the way :) |
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| starglider |
| I can't believe you typed all that up and thought we'd find it funny, you sad, sad person. |
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| whiskers |
hey, it's a thread full of people i fought with one time or another fighting amongst themselves!!
i think i'll sit back and watch this one ;) |
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| MERTON |
| i didn't just type it all up. gluegun went to head-fi and picked out things here and there that i had written on head-fi. these are just bits and pieces of the stuff i said on head-fi.org . he then copy and pasted them on some website.. the address to it is in my w1000 review thread in the dj booth |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by MERTON
CLASH O' THE TITAN!!! THE CRAPPY VERSUS THE GOOD SOUNDING!!! OOHHHH!!! WHO WILL WIN!!!???
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Clash of the titans was a cool movie. I remember watching it when i was a kid.
Badass |
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| mentalbarter |
| i wanna fight with whiskers |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| i didn't find it funny either.... maybe we are on diffrent levels of humour?:conf: |
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| davinox |
my sense of humor is probably a thousand wavelengths away from yours.
(can i say that? I don't have a ing clue how wavelengths work!) |
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| MERTON |
ya'll just don't get the insanity or sutpidity of it at all do you? just picture joel goddard (the announcer on conan obrien) saying it..
just imagine him saying
nuter it!
goddam senile old people!
the fumes from the burning can make you quite high!
and so on etc.... |
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| davinox |
let it go, just...let it go.
breathe in, breathe out.
close Internet Explorer. |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by MERTON
ya'll just don't get the insanity or sutpidity of it at all do you? just picture joel goddard (the announcer on conan obrien) saying it..
just imagine him saying
nuter it!
goddam senile old people!
the fumes from the burning can make you quite high!
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Even if the pope said it, it wouldn't be funny... |
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| MERTON |
| god damn pope!:whip: |
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