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Limerick thread... If you think em or know 'em - post 'em!
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| CynepMeH |
There once was a girl from Peru
Who had nothing better to do
Than sit on the stairs and count her pube hairs -
Four thousand one hundred and two
There once was a raver named Vlad
Who was very dashing young lad
Who'd take hit of E but then couldn't pee
So he would just take dump instead
Tiesto is numero one
He plays tunes known to everyone
He can't build a set or beatmatch for
But gets paid in dollars by ton
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| Matt Jay |
There was once a man from venus
who had a huge 12 inch ... dick
He invited a girl home from class
whipped out his dick & put it in her ... bum
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matt Jay
There was once a man from venus
who had a huge 12 inch ... dick
He invited a girl home from class
whipped out his dick & put it in her ... bum
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bwahhahahaahhahaahahaaha
hahah its so stupid its funny lol |
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| montie |
my name is ricardo
i am a retardo
i masturbate on the floor
and when i want more
i call up my whore
and then i pay her to score |
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| CynepMeH |
| Hey, more posts! ;) |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
my name is ricardo
i am a retardo
i masturbate on the floor
and when i want more
i call up my whore
and then i pay her to score |
too much bio? ;) |
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| DaveSaenz |
There once was a guy from Nantucket....
Ah it. |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
There once was a guy from Nantucket....
Ah it. |
I shall continue...
...who had a dick so long he could suck it
ah, everyone knows that one |
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