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since you are going to fail your exams anyways...
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| kewlness |
Got this from an e-mail
>Fun things to do in a final exam that you have not studied for, and you are going to fail the class anyways!
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>Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
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>completely blacked out.
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>Bring cheerleaders.
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>Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is
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>a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
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>Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start
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>commenting on how easy it was.
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>Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another
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>seat, continue with the exam.
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>Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping
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>your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay,
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>be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if
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>they are allowed to stay.
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>As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
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>Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it
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>on the person nearest to you.
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>Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
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>Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn
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>it in a few minutes early.
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>Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one
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>up.
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>For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
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>Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
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>and nothing else.
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>Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very
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>small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If
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>you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the
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>first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
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>Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
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>Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
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>relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country"
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>and run off.
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>Bring pets.
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>On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
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>refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on
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>the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
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>Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
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>secret documents!!"
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>Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
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>Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say
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>to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every
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>lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the
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>regular guy?"
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>Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left
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>nostril.
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>If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
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>answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
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>integral symbol.
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>Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your
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>answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure
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>you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
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>If you don't want to sit through your exam, dress your dog up like a person. To make it more realistic, give him a pipe. |
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| DJYaNiK |
LMFAO:haha:
This shizat is priceless. How I wish I could do something like this... |
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| Arg |
| quote: | Originally posted by kewlness
since you are going to fail your exams anyways... |
how you know... |
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| Falcon-X |
Well I'm in the middle of my finals studying 24/7 and that just made my day.
I'll have to try one of these, probably the eating one!:whip: |
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| nchs09 |
| answering math in Roman numerals... that sounds funny and probably wouldnt get people into any trouble. |
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| bobba lou |
good stuff...
really made for an ending of a good night of studying..
thanks
Harold |
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| shawn2331 |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: thats som funny . personal fav:>Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say
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>to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every
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>lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the
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>regular guy?" |
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| ASOT100 |
| lol good stuff, ok now back to studying... :nervous: |
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| Mystre |
| wow sounds like the receipy for sucsess |
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| You aint Ninja |
| DEATH, FOR YOU I HAVE COME. |
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| DJ_Science |
| lol "use the integral symbol" |
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