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| arj1o1 |
Not only is vodka good with red kool-aid orange juice it's great for..
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry
6. Using a cotton ball,apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreezable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes..
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the mixture to aches and pains...
11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.
12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.
13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.
14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons of crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.
15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
19. To remove cigarette smoke in your home or office mix one part vodka and three water and spray the clothing, then launder and let dry.
20. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
21. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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| Blake613 |
| quote: | Originally posted by arj1o1
15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria your ear.
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Haha. I don't think I will be doing that anytime soon |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by arj1o1
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry
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LOL, Vodka can cause vomiting as well as clean it up:haha: |
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| nchs09 |
WE DRINK VODKA NOW *thick russian accent*
one of my favorite sayings |
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| RussianRacerX |
| for a russian who has vodka for blood, there will never be a mess to clean up:gsmile: |
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| arj1o1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
LOL, Vodka can cause vomiting as well as clean it up:haha: |
haha i can remember it caused:( |
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| Mikado |
22.) Vodka makes women veryyy atractive + receptive to sexual offers.
Have women ingest 1 shot every minute until walkign becomes difficult then apply sexual offers once every mintute until legs take on an upsidown V shape.
If vomiting shoudl occur durring intercourse allow spew to drain out into a handy bed side bucket, apply a few more shots and then continue as needed. :D :D :D :D |
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| Arg |
| Sure...you can put vodka in everything...but then everything will smell like vodka...which ussually is rather undesirable |
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| funk_e1 |
| Will Vodka kill yeast infections?? Just wondring because I know a girl who has a major one and she is an alcoholic so I thought maybe she should try drinking it from a differnet hole? lol...j/k |
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