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stolen from gc board....
It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to
Jump off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job And
he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and
closes his eyes, ready To jump, Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder.
"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas. The man explains why he is so miserable
and gets ready to jump. "Stop!" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas, I
will grant you three wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that
you will grant me a small favour in return!" "Would you?" the man replies.
"That would be wonderful!!... Thank you,thank you!"Father Christmas promises
him that :- 1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in
her sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return,
and she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend. 2. You shall go into
work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with your work. Your salary
will have increased by 50% and nobody will have any recollection of your
sacking. 3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds
in credit, you will have no outstanding bills. "Oh thank you, thank you!"
says the man. "What is it that I can do for you?" Father Christmas tells
the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a quite brutal Rogering,
which made his eyes water a little, Father Christmas asks the man how old he
is. "36" replies the man. "Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father
Christmas aren't you!?" chuckled the fat gay bastard in fancy dress |
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| burns |
hahahahaahahaha
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| CraSHer[UK] |
heheh nice,
I'm gonna use this one |
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| Sand Leaper |
| harsh :stongue: |
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| UglyDave |
heard it before :rolleyes:
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| shawn2331 |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue:
owned by father christmas |
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| mentalbarter |
i remember that one, its great
:D |
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| SugarShack |
| Buwahahahahahahaha:haha: :stongue: |
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| chojin |
| new joke to me, joke ruled :) |
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