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| quote: | | "The frankfurter, aka hot dog, has long been an American dietary staple - a meal that is easy to prepare, and, at the same time, rich in chemicals. The problem is that, after a while, the "plain old" hot dog can become boring. Until now, that is! Because now there is an amazing product, developed by leading frankfurter scientists, |
Wai-wai-wait!! Frankfurter Scientists? Who are they trying to fool? As if someone is going to spend years of their life studying only to become a Professor of Hot Dogs.
"I'm a doctor."
"I'm a dentist. What are you?"
"I'm a frankfurter scientist. I specialise in turning the appearance of a hot dog into a creature of the deep. I've only just finished my 5 year degree at the University of McDonalds."
Aye, not gonna happen... :p |
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