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| DaveSaenz |
Hehe sorry if this has been posted already.....
I tried to pick the best ones, but there are just soooooo many lol.
Bushisms:
Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night.
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"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully
ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense
system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at
the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to
the level commiserate with keeping the peace."
—Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000
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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
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"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders."
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"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
know it."
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"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term."
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"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun." (Juveniles can't own guns)
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"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80
percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
will get it if I'm the president."
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"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about."
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"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
then I'm for it."
—St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000
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"Our priorities is our faith."
—Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000
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"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
profiling, which is illiterate children."
—Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000
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"It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
—On Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000
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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
—In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the
first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
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While speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas during the debate
last night, would-be president Bush said:
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they
can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."
So he thinks that "at-risk" means "can't learn?" And that one of the
best schools in Houston is filled with students that can't learn? (Thanks Derek Brandon)
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"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
—Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000
(Haha I remember this one!):stongue:
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"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26) -
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"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an
economic illness."-- The Edge With Paula Zahn, Sept. 18, 2000
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
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| DJ-Fuq |
| Come on, nobodys that stupid. Its obviously the guy who writes his speechs taking the piss :haha: |
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| DaveSaenz |
"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile
(hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''
—Ibid. (09/09/00)
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"It's clearly a budget.
It's got a lot of numbers in it."
— Reuters, May 5, 2000
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"I think we agree, the past is over."
— On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb — I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of — I shouldn't call him my little brother — my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
GOV. BUSH: Florida. The state of the Florida.
—The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ-Fuq
Come on, nobodys that stupid. Its obviously the guy who writes his speechs taking the piss :haha: |
Obviously you've never seen or heard the man speak adlib without a pre-written speech hehe.
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago. |
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| DJ-Fuq |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago. |
No it didnt |
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| BenTech |
| making fun of GW never gets old :D |
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| Teknikol |
lol nice!:D
but i'd rather prefer a bullet through his head. But that's just my opinion. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Making fun of G.W. Bush stopped being funny ages ago. |
Is that why you also made fun of the man a few weeks back in one of your posts, or perhaps your definition of "ages ago" means a "a month or two?"
Anyways, I'll take your advice. This thread will be dedicated to "Fearless Leader" in more ways than simply humor.
I guess that would make me Rocky!:toothless
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Is that why you also made fun of the man a few weeks back in one of your posts, or perhaps your definition of "ages ago" means a "a month or two?"
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Uhh... I did? |
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| igottaknow |
My mom got a GW talking doll that says many of quotes u posted. simply hiliarious. btw, why are there so many crazy, dangerous idiots from texas? (david coresh, waco; Lee Harvey
Oswald, killed Kennedy; GWBush, ____;...) |
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