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| TheFutureIsNear |
| I need a laugh, someone post some jokes |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
how are michael jackson and mcdonalds similiar?
they both put their meat in between 10 year old buns |
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| DJ-Fuq |
A priest had been in confession all day without a break. He really had to take a because he hadnt been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he couldnt leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled to the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then ran off to the bathroom.
The janitor was a little bewildered but he went into the cubicle and sat down. In came a man who told the janitor, "forgive me father, for i have sinned. Yesterday i let my neighbours wife give me a blow job."
The janitor looked and looked in the book, but he couldn't find a penance listed for blow job. He leans out of the cubicle and whispered to an altar boy, "hey, what does the priest give for a blow job?"
"A mars bar and a packet of crisps", replied the boy. |
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| davinox |
what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven. |
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven. |
You know... You can pretty much replace "Jew" with any other animal. |
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| davinox |
huh? jew's aren't animals... they're people.
and the joke is talkin about the holocaust. |
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| Galapidate |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJYaNiK
You know... You can pretty much replace "Jew" with any other animal. |
I take offense to that and you should be banned ! :whip: |
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| placebo |
How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?
Stick your dick in her, then wipe the blood all over her teddy bear. |
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| StalkerElmo |
10% of car accidents come from non-sober drivers
90% of car accidents come from the chinese :haha: |
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| TheFutureIsNear |
| lol, kevin you mofo |
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| mikefasssy |
I thought this was kinda funny.
shameless self uh, promotion? |
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