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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
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| Slylee |
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do. |
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| Heinz |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
niceee, i got one
11. Good: you just had twin daughters
Bad: they're conjoined
Ugly: at the |
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| TheFutureIsNear |
| quote: | Originally posted by Heinz
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
niceee, i got one
11. Good: you just had twin daughters
Bad: they're conjoined
Ugly: at the |
lol, you sick mofo ^^ |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Heinz
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
niceee, i got one
11. Good: you just had twin daughters
Bad: they're conjoined
Ugly: at the |
WTF! LMAO!!!!!!.. man just picture that. it just looks wierd as hell in mymental pic:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
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| Heinz |
| SUCCESS!:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| razzi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Heinz
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
niceee, i got one
11. Good: you just had twin daughters
Bad: they're conjoined
Ugly: at the |
OMG!!!!! rofl!!!! hahaha the mental image, oh so disturbing! youre one sick dude |
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| Heinz |
| you want mental image think about twin boys...:tongue3 :tongue3 :tongue3 |
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