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If Microsoft Ran A Restaurant:
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| ak303 |
I found this a while ago on some site, found it bloody hilarious when i first read it:
What service would be like if Microsoft ran a restaurant
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
[Waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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The cheque:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
Delivery charge . . . . . . . . . . . $ 4.95
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
Editors Note:
Bug in the soup... included at no extra charge (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day) |
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| Fraggle |
heheheheh!!!
...nice one!!! :):):) |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| indeed nice one :) |
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| torontotrance |
| So true......hehehehehe |
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| cdn_trance_boy |
No support..............lol.:D
hehehehehehehe;) |
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| Dj Martijn |
| quote: | Originally posted by ak303
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
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thats brilliant that bit:) hahahahahha |
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| Abbas |
| LOL.....its funny because its tru! :) |
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| verminator |
hehe
lol
real nice one m8
greetz |
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