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Topic of conversation 4 a girl u just met? (pg. 3)
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| Massive84 |
you say
hi
simple lol. |
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| igottaknow |
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
I saw this hot girl dancing on stage in a club. I was on the floor and we made eye contact. I used my index finger gestering for her to come to me. After a minute or so she got off the stage and walked over to me...(here comes the line) I told her "if I could make her come with 1 finger, imagine what I could do with all 5." |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
I saw this hot girl dancing on stage in a club. I was on the floor and we made eye contact. I used my index finger gestering for her to come to me. After a minute or so she got off the stage and walked over to me...(here comes the line) I told her "if I could make her come with 1 finger, imagine what I could do with all 5." |
bahaha the last one is ing awesome.
"That dress is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, Id be coming too."
the rabbit one i always use is "would you rather kiss a bunny between the ears or a cow on its ass?"
then they always say bunny, and THEN i pull out the pockets. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
if ur going to cheat on ur ugly wife you would go to chics place not urs :rolleyes: |
maybe he likes her to watch:eek: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by UglyDave
that one might just work. never heard it before, but i might try it at the bar tonight.. but i'll probably get some crazy mean sour look and run off to the corner with my tail between my legs.. |
thanks i made it up:D it will probably work...try it. |
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| razmataz |
why did the monkey fall off the tree?
excuse me?
why did the monkey fall off the tree?
i dont know
becasue it died
why did the second monkey fall off the tree?
beats me
because it was tied to the first one
so why did the 3rd and last monkey fall off the tree?
i dont know
peer pressure
you're weird (smiling)
now that i have broken the ice with some abstract conversation can i offer you a drink?
why not
always works. you have to be genuinely funny - not like a robot - and hopefully not look too weird or you'd just come off wacko. my point is anything that starts a conversation is abstract anyways. |
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| LAYLA-KEKET |
I am always partial to the adorable pick up lines. This one time a guy came up to me and gave me his stats, like in the old days on the ol' chat lines.
In most cases general conversation will work, hows your day, what do you do, school , work those sort of things. And for heavens sake just be yourself because evantually will see the real you. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| if you're good looking enuff or the girl is really drunk it wont matter what the hell you say. women can be just as shallow as guys. |
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| whiskers |
| " me if i'm wrong, but you look like (insert some hot model's name here)" |
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| fuct4less |
tell her theres a smily face on your penis.
OR you can do what i always do - sneak up behind her in an ape like fashion and when she doesnt expect it, whip it out and bang her in any hole she has exposed (nose, ear, bellybutton, etc). trust me, it works everytime.
:p |
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| SpykeChyld |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
OR you can do what i always do - sneak up behind her in an ape like fashion and when she doesnt expect it, whip it out and bang her in any hole she has exposed (nose, ear, bellybutton, etc). trust me, it works everytime. |
:eek: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG Thats GREAT!
I dunno...just be yourself man. I'm hoping that chicks like the one I met at Sasha last week will be out and about more. I danced with her for like 2 minutes and when I walked out of the club she was leaning against the wall and goes "There you are...lend me your lips." Ummm...ok!
If you are at a Trance show then it shouldn't be hard for a TA to come up with conversation. If a chick is at PvD then she's cool anyway. If you are at some bar, try talking to her about music. That way, if she says Chingy is her favorite musician you can run away!
I like the monkey joke by Razz though, I'm so using that!!!!! |
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| smokeape |
Just punch real hard right between the eyes to stun her, then hike up her dress and have at it. Like Barnacle Bill the Sailor always says, "to hell with the dance and down with the pants!"
{{{smoke}}} |
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