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Top 10 Rejection Lines
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| DJ MG |
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)
I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)
I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's the male perspective thing.)
In response...The male perspective on the same issue...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)
I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)
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| Dj Lex |
| Haha lol. Yes we guys think less complicated huh. |
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| PhaseFour |
| hahah seen em before but still funny!!! |
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| DJ MG |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: thanks guys |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| DJ MG All mabrook hahahahahahaha hadi a7san joke sami3tha el lioum :) |
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| DJ MG |
Hey feenak 7abibi ma shooftak ums keef all 7all eash akhbarak :D
whats up dogg how was friday night have fun man?:D |
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| Blik |
| hehe LOL, we men are so much easier then those complicated women.....:D |
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| Spad |
| Weren't these posted a while ago, I'm sure I've heard them before....oh, hang on :( |
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| Trance man |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ MG
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It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
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LOL.. this is the best part! :D |
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| Abbas |
ahahahahahaha.....very funny!!! :D
guys are much less complicated when it comes to this kinda decision making, i've done that while having the thought ur ugly running in my mind |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
[I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) ]....\
I have to agree with that.. 'cause I've done it and it meant it ecxactly what it says,,, hehe.. I feel bad.. but what ya gonna do huh?? hehehhe
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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