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| Orbax |
and without the word the event could not take place. Thus now, I set the world in motion by will alone.
Time will set me free. Upon my release from times grasp I will create a paradox in which I will exist in all moments simultaneously IN THE SAME SPOT. Hopefully this will overload the multiverse and time itself will explode. I can then remake time in a loopy shape instead of the boring linear path it now takes. I might even make time a slinky and have it going down an elevator made of superstrings as homage to TA.
With time literally dribbling from my fingers as if the hourglass on Gods desk had fallen and I had caught it, breaking it, so shall I bleed a new soul into the timestream. No longer will you be alone in the universe. Instant communication will be possible between any creatures in the universe. Brains will become so huge that we will turn into giant heads and arms will come out where our ears used to be , for we would no longer need them.
After that our eyes will disappear because we wont need those either. Our telepathic abilities will be able to fold space and time and bring us to the objects of our desire. My unique slinky time design will make co-existing in the same spot as another object impossible. But you WILL pass through eachother and become solid as you slowly materialize out of hypertravel.
This shall happen on April 22, 2012. Prepare for your dooms though you wont know it. |
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| Tranc3 |
| That telepathic thing sounds pretty cool. Can't you make it any quicker than 2012? I've always wanted telepathic powers. |
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| Orbax |
| It already happened. |
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| Tranc3 |
| What??? So did you just make it happen sooner or is it not really 2004? Man, I can't wait to try out my new telepathic powers. |
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| Orbax |
Im sorry but you were consumed by the Apocalypse of 2012. Your matter was redistributed into other things. Fear not, however, your awareness is the trans-dimensional force that helps bind the slinky together.
The 100% decimation of all matter in all universes parallel, past, present, future, and all shades of possible universes was unavoidable and lamentable. |
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| Tranc3 |
Gdi, every time.
Now I'm gonna have to wait for another inter-dimensional apocalypse to get telepathic powers. I tried using them, and they didn't work. |
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| Orbax |
| thats because YOU DONT EXIST. YOU NEVER DID. The only reason I am able to communicate with you is because you exist in my brain somewhere. You wouldnt BELIEVE how much effort it takes to hold this reality together in my mind. Of course, with just a little more concentration I could actually bring you all into existence. But then it would be 2004 trying to exist in a universe that hasnt created a calendar. Time no longer means anything. Besides all that, your brains are not adapted to the full force that the universe now exerts. I am afraid you would be killed in the exact instant you began to exist, and they would make the slinky kink. |
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| Tranc3 |
| Wow what a day. First my g/f leaves me for a woman, then I find out I'm getting audited, and now I don't exist at all. |
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| sym |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
Wow what a day. First my g/f leaves me for a woman, then I find out I'm getting audited, and now I don't exist at all. |
lifes a bitch... but since orbax controls all of reality, he made those things happen to you... you must have really pissed him off :) |
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| Powell |
| you chew/smoke to mutch |
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| PSi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
and without the word the event could not take place. Thus now, I set the world in motion by will alone.
Time will set me free. Upon my release from times grasp I will create a paradox in which I will exist in all moments simultaneously IN THE SAME SPOT. Hopefully this will overload the multiverse and time itself will explode. I can then remake time in a loopy shape instead of the boring linear path it now takes. I might even make time a slinky and have it going down an elevator made of superstrings as homage to TA.
With time literally dribbling from my fingers as if the hourglass on Gods desk had fallen and I had caught it, breaking it, so shall I bleed a new soul into the timestream. No longer will you be alone in the universe. Instant communication will be possible between any creatures in the universe. Brains will become so huge that we will turn into giant heads and arms will come out where our ears used to be , for we would no longer need them.
After that our eyes will disappear because we wont need those either. Our telepathic abilities will be able to fold space and time and bring us to the objects of our desire. My unique slinky time design will make co-existing in the same spot as another object impossible. But you WILL pass through eachother and become solid as you slowly materialize out of hypertravel.
This shall happen on April 22, 2012. Prepare for your dooms though you wont know it. |
yeah |
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