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| nchs09 |
| thats gross.....and funy at the sametime |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
The thing that messes this plan up is when I am eating on the ter.
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you eat on the ter?
a quick wipe, then back to eating that marmite sandwhich? |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Actually, this is an interesting thought. It's sort of like keeping track of the "mileage" in your car.
Basically, if you don't simply weigh yourself before and after one time - but do it every time - you can figure out how much of that food your body is actually absorbing and how much body weight you gained! Sort of like monitoring your metabolism.
I may try this... heh. :p |
The formula would not be percise because you would also need to account for lost weight through the following activities:
a. sweating
b. picking out bugers
c. biting your nails
d. lost airmass through farting, burping
e. pimple popping
f. discharge of bodily fluids
also, let's not forget the mid-term/final
g. hair loss
and
h. spitting
Just doin' my share to make sure the numbers make sense...
g. :p |
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| butterfly |
when i was in college, this guy on our team came into the dining hall after practice, and says really loud to everyone:
"i just took a and i weighed 8 lbs less after! that thing was like a bowling ball!"
not pleasant dinner conversation. |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
when i was in college, this guy on our team came into the dining hall after practice, and says really loud to everyone:
"i just took a and i weighed 8 lbs less after! that thing was like a bowling ball!"
not pleasant dinner conversation. |
Thank you for sharing that wonderful experience with the group, Butterfly... You get the star for that lovely visual
:wtf:
j/k:D
edit: P.S. Did he also a)piss like a racehorse and b)fart like a mule???
Just being obsessive about the nubmers. |
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| ojste |
| :haha: u must have been bored as hell to come up with this |
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| Nabistai |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
when i was in college, this guy on our team came into the dining hall after practice, and says really loud to everyone:
"i just took a and i weighed 8 lbs less after! that thing was like a bowling ball!"
not pleasant dinner conversation. |
hilarious :D |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
Thank you for sharing that wonderful experience with the group, Butterfly... You get the star for that lovely visual
:wtf:
j/k:D
edit: P.S. Did he also a)piss like a racehorse and b)fart like a mule???
Just being obsessive about the nubmers. |
no but this was the same guy who brought the pictures (and a vivid description) of his colonoscopy to the dining hall. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
you eat on the ter?
a quick wipe, then back to eating that marmite sandwhich? |
gotta eat somewhere ya know. is it also wierd that I sometimes drink water out of the bathroom faucet? some people hate it. |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
no but this was the same guy who brought the pictures (and a vivid description) of his colonoscopy to the dining hall. |
His name was not Tom Green by chance, was it??? :D |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
His name was not Tom Green by chance, was it??? :D |
no, but he was definitely one of the biggest characters i have ever met. |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
no, but he was definitely one of the biggest characters i have ever met. |
Is that just a euphemism that means he had a big johnson? Coz u know what they say about guys with deep colon who can sh!t a bowling ball :D
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