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The little sister was TOO hot (pg. 2)
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
can't believe it was the 6th reply!
usually 1st reply is something like "welcome to 2 months ago"
you guys are losing it
/it's my fault that i didn't find this earlier, can't believe you believed ahlamalek ;) |
Call it a sign of the times :eyespop: |
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| Al Cordero |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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..That was classic :haha: |
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| Dmatrox |
| i knew where that was going from the start |
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| vmc |
| So it's a fake? aaah crap... :whip: |
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| Dmatrox |
| quote: | Originally posted by vmc
So it's a fake? aaah crap... :whip: |
havent you heard the joke before? |
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| milanster |
| dude i have to admit that ur story was more exciting than the old joke that i know! :p |
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| Mrs.Spice |
| quote: | Originally posted by ahlamalek
The little sister was TOO hot
I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over three years, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was nineteen years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Sincerely,
Malek |
You sound like a very horny little boy my friend. |
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| Psygnosis |
It was a joke????
I dont get it?? |
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| jinxed84 |
| this is the first time ive seen it with the sister as the hot one, i usually see it where the girl has a milf for a mom instead of a hot sister. still funny though |
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| k.k.d. |
| laughed my ass off.. Nice one, Malek ;) |
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| Polak |
| I think its fake. I have heard the same story, but instead of horny sister there was a horny mother. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| That was posted in the humour forum a very long time ago. Some of you seem to be a bit dense. It's clearly a joke, and a funny one at that. |
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