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Intellectuals only please. (pg. 3)
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I'd have to go with no swinging, in the style of Racquel Welsh, followed by getting fired from a movie crew and beating up a girl on the street for pointing out my swingless walking.
Failing that, I think I might go for an "air-swimming" style - swinging them in circles like the breast stroke. |
Haha. Another question is: "How would it react to being submerged in water?" I think it would mostly swim like a horse in that case, and the arms wouldn't matter much.
Yet another:
"How would it masturbate if there were no horse or centaur booty around to be had?"
No comment. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
"How would it masturbate if there were no horse or centaur booty around to be had?"
No comment. |
Have you ever seen a horse dick? :eyes:
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| Turbonium |
Well you could walk around doing this:
Not that I would, but some of you might (or already do). |
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| cviper |
As someone mentioned, walking on your hands would definitifly solve these problems:
.. and you might get some attention along the way :p |
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| SevenSins |
dont horses nod there heads when they run? so wouldnt it be logical to assume that you would swing your arms?
the centaur in harry potter swings his arms |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by cviper
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why are you asking Orbax, trying to help any friend centaur? |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by cviper
As someone mentioned, walking on your hands would definitifly solve these problems:
.. and you might get some attention along the way :p |
ahahahhaa, i laugh so hard!~ |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
I believe that it wouldn't swing it's arms while it walks, because the only reason humans swing arms is to balance out the leg swinging.
But, if we take a look at insects, then we'll see that some of them walk in a way that they move two legs forward on one side and one on the other. So maybe the centaur would walk by first moving it's left hand and hind leg, and the right front leg forward, and then moving the right hand and hind leg, and front left leg forward. It certainly is an option to be considered.
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Haha. Another question is: "How would it react to being submerged in water?" I think it would mostly swim like a horse in that case, and the arms wouldn't matter much. |
I believe it would swim with its hands, as they have a greater surface than hoofs, and therefore a better propulsion.
| quote: | Yet another:
"How would it masturbate if there were no horse or centaur booty around to be had?"
No comment. |
It would suck to be a centaur, I guess. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
So maybe the centaur would walk by first moving it's left hand and hind leg, and the right front leg forward, and then moving the right hand and hind leg, and front left leg forward. It certainly is an option to be considered.
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which brings up another dilemma....
if you were a centaur, how would you walk?
there are 4 options,
1. gallop like the weird hopping green thing
2. do what tito said, i.e. the cat walk - front left leg, rear right leg, front right leg, rear left leg
3. move two legs on one side, then two legs on the other side
4. or for super eccentric individuals - walk sideways? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by cviper
As someone mentioned, walking on your hands would definitifly solve these problems:
.. and you might get some attention along the way :p |
BAhahaha thats awesome!! |
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| whiskers |
and now some centaur pics:
look at that ass!
raaawr, if i were a centaur, i'd hit it!
yes, they have centaurs in texas..
hot centaur couple. not much centaur porn on the internet these days. such a shame!
i'd hit that even if i weren't a centaur!
centaurs are quite popular and are stalked by many women
for the women of TA
centaur of the future
and then there's Minotaur, Centaur's mutated brother. Minotaur feeds on virgin girls.
i don't really know what that is, but if Mars had centaurs, that's what i suppose they'd look like
the infamous Monkeypotamus, a distant relative of the centaur. it is believed the centaurs evolved from Monkeypotamuses |
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| Orbax |
See the dilemma extends far past mere physical propulsion, there is also a social problem. Centaurs are supposed to be dignified and you cant be dignified if you are just letting your arms flop around like meat sticks as you prance around. !!!!!Maybe Arms folded across the CHEST hell yeah!
For running I would lean way forward so I looked like an arrow horse. Lol No I wouldnt. I would letmy torso go limp and flop around and bounce off my own horseback like a rag doll like my horsebody was out of control.
Also. What if you just walked on your rear legs? You would have 4 arms and be like 12 feet tall. You could conquor small nations with that alone. |
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