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| blazed it |
I've concluded that if your a guy and you go out clubbing/dancing with your friends, do not dance that close with your female friends.
Well if your going out clubbing for the majority of people, it's going to mean that you are going to be doing a bit of drinking. And because of this drinking + the clubbing atmosphere you maybe tempted to dance a bit close with your female friends. In that kind of atmosphere, things may get a bit heavy and you may find yourself freaking/grinding with a friend of yours. This is no good, as it is just a tease because you know your not going to get anything at the end of the night!
Get her digits? you already have them! And unless you are FTF (friendds that ), are you really going to pursue them after that night? So all this freakin and grinding going on, just causes a buildup of sexual tension between the participating parties, but you know there is not going to be any release of this tension.
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And then theres another thing that i call "boner etiquette". Basically what boner etiquette boils down to is in certain situations do you let the girl know that you are aroused or do you try to conceal it?
Ok for example: Lets just say your a guy and your sitting down on a couch and then a girlfriend of your's enters the room and then proceeds to sit on your lap. If there should happen to be some movement or your friend is just damn hot, your going to start to pitch a tent. So what do you do? do you let them feel it? try to position yourself so that they won't feel it?
This situation extends to dancing with your friends, because if she's shaking her thang all over the place and your on the receiving end your gonna get sprout some wood. So what do you do?
In all the above scenarios, the girl already knows ahead that shes gonna be turning the guy on and pushing his buttons with those actions. The guy may or may not know what he's getting into. |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by blazed it
"boner etiquette" |
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well i don't have the answer, but i would like to know what other guy's responses would be. my solution is to not to dance with girlfriends. or wear a codpiece of some sort. |
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| Boomer187 |
dancing with your friends is out of the joy of dancing, if you freak and grind when you dance, do it. If you freak and grind to get laid, don't do it.
and Boner etiquette, if it is a stripper, let her have it. If you know a girl wants you, let her have it, if you are unsure if she wants you, don't let her have it, and if she is teasing, never let her even know you came close to one.
if you don't know the girl and are dancing on her, no boner for for the first dance "session". After you break and talk then you can judge if she likes you then let her know.
I thought we were born with this, same with which urinal to choose. |
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| vmc |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
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well i don't have the answer, but i would like to know what other guy's responses would be. my solution is to not to dance with girlfriends. or wear a codpiece of some sort. |
It's necessary to avoid pulling other guys' girlfriends at clubs when those guys are around, otherwise that can lead to anything but trouble. |
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| DJ Lac |
Well actually I really don't find a thought to get aroused with my girl friends even though they look fine. I dunno for me it feels liek your dancing with your sister so its kind of a step back. But if it was their friend that I hardly know and a real beauty. I'd try to think of something else hard. I mean really hard.. I would rather conceal my arouseness. But if they catch me, what can you do.. nothign.. so they already know its a win or lose situation.
Then again everyone has a laugh after and then you make some excuse that you were in the way or something lol. |
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| whiskers |
whoa, and i thought only i had a perpetual boner, twice the size if the girl is within 10 feet of me...
that makes me happy now, i'm not some sort of freak... well... .... |
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| Floorfiller |
i got a great boner story...so sit down with uncle floorfiller and listen...
ok, a friend of mine worked at lowe's hardware when we were in high school. lets just say that he didn't get much, but anyway, he had a huge crush on this girl he worked with and would always just sprout wood (hehehe thats funny) when he was around her.
ok, so one day she had wood and she bumped into him and she turned to him and said "put your away". of course he was embarrassed, but the next day he would make up for it.
so the next day, he saw her at work again and intentionally bumped into her with his elbow to try and play off the day before hehehe...it didn't work, but i always laugh about it hehehe... |
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| Strike |
| quote: | Originally posted by blazed it
In all the above scenarios, the girl already knows ahead that shes gonna be turning the guy on and pushing his buttons with those actions. The guy may or may not know what he's getting into. |
the girl is asking for some action if she's pushing the right buttons
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but i agree with boomer |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i got a great boner story...so sit down with uncle floorfiller and listen...
ok, a friend of mine worked at lowe's hardware when we were in high school. lets just say that he didn't get much, but anyway, he had a huge crush on this girl he worked with and would always just sprout wood (hehehe thats funny) when he was around her.
ok, so one day she had wood and she bumped into him and she turned to him and said "put your away". of course he was embarrassed, but the next day he would make up for it.
so the next day, he saw her at work again and intentionally bumped into her with his elbow to try and play off the day before hehehe...it didn't work, but i always laugh about it hehehe... |
HAHAHAHA...just the fact how he was sprouting "wood" at a hardware store makes the story 10x funnier.:haha: |
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| Floorfiller |
just stick it ;)
whats the worse that could happen?? you get slapped...now...compare that to what COULD happen hehehe... |
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| Matt Jay |
| Before you go out just beat your until it gets sore. Masturbation beforehand usually keeps testosterone levels down. ;) |
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| blazed it |
sure you can whack it before hand, but if the occasion arises wouldn't you want to be at full strength?
and also you can't whack it before a girl decides to sit on your lap, unless you already did so that day.
and boomer, its not that i'm out dancing and grinding to get laid, but you know if your drunk and somebody's dancing with ya, you just might rise to the occasion you know? |
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