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Dumb warnings
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| jp |
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/
Bayer Aspirin
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Birth Control Pills
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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| Galapidate |
Keyboard not detected: Press F1 to continue.
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| trunks1022 |
Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Blockbuster Rental DVD
Be kind - rewind.
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| smokeape |
Colt 44 - Warning: don't aim at your own head!
{{{smoke}}} |
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| Matt Jay |
| Homer J: "see because of me they now have a warning." :stongue: |
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| Mystre |
Waring some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may casue seriouse imjury. Consult the statment on the back of this keyboard
ON BACK
-To reduce the risk of such injuries follow these precautions
-take frequent short breaks. Get up and walk around AT LEAST a couple of times every hour(wonder how well thatll go down in the office)
- Vary your tasks through out the day
-Keep shoulders relaved with your elbows at your side. blah blah blah blah
(Dunno if this is on all keyboards ive only owned logitech 3 of em) |
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| razzi |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
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oh thats smart :) |
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| d-jay MyTH |
mcdonalds' hot coffee : warning! contents may be hot
child's superman cape: Warning! Wearing this product does not enable the user to fly |
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| ASOT100 |
| quote: | Originally posted by d-jay MyTH
child's superman cape: Warning! Wearing this product does not enable the user to fly |
I wonder how many lawsuits they went through before they realized they needed that |
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