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Happy Birthday Arturo Shynetti - The Ultimate(!) Birthday Thread
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| dEEkAy |
Alright,
as some of us know. Art's Birthday is on the 18th of this month.
And he finally reached his goal: becoming 21.
but before we gonna say "Happy Birthday", I think it is time to have a little review of the last 21 years.
Back in 1983 Arturo Bonetti (also known as: Barturo Simpsonetti, Sheturo Malenetti, Arturo La Mento, Arturo Shynetti....) "came to earth".
One first speculated he was a failure, because his size was very unusual for his age:
We have no exact information about where he was born but some people speculate it was on an old farm somewhere on Sri Lanka in the middle of nowhere.
As soon as arturob was able to get his brain working in a half-proper way, he knew what he had to do. Going to the country of obvious freedom.
Soon he made new friends like the talented indy (known as "politicsofdancin" on TA).
After getting used to the western society and culture...
...arturob thought he was cycling down to pre-school but ended up getting to "Space" where he saw his future fav. DJ "Paul van dyk" for the very first time.
This can be seen as THE striking event.
Arturob could not stop dreaming of being 21. Visiting 21+ clubs,
checking out hookers (which he did before)...
...and even his mum was so shocked by arturo's early Booze attempts, that she called in a cheapo Miami Televion News team to bring a reportage about her son and his alcoholic orgys:
This legendary TV Report brought arturob up to the miamian high society took away arturo's sense for reality.
One day, arturob met his therapist of whom some might think he might be Dave Dresden but official sources confirmed it was Bill Gate's son "Fill".
The weapon of choice was weed and Fill-Gates connection to the Matrix(!). Unfortunately the Matrix Connection suffered from a serious Bluescreen of Death which had serious facial deformations as a result. As everyone can see, arturo has a few bits&bytes of Mr.Smith leftover in his face (aside of his craziness playing around as a Jedi with a stupid stick):
After weeks and months of researching, his careful mum found a doctor who was able to restore arturo's outward appearance and characteristics:
Dr.Schulz - Doctor for special cases.
Although some people say he's been sponsored by the mafia and several gangs from Vice City, there was no official confirmation of that yet:
This is just a piece of Sheturo Malenetti's Life today.
More on his 22nd birthday!!
For now..
Happy Birthday Art!!
I'm posting this NOW because I probably cant be here when he's got his birthday (due to timezone and schedule issues). |
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| KatKit2704 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!
CLUBBY, I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH AND THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME! ALWAYS A GREAT FRIEND AND ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU!
HOPE I'VE BEEN AS GOOD OF A FRIEND TO YOU AS YOU HAVE TO ME...
HAPPY 21ST (22nd?) BDAY!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
KISSES,
KATIE
PS.That is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time!!! Good job! |
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| bobba lou |
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| mdamon7278 |
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HAPPY FOCKIN BDAY, TO DKAY, THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST FRICKEN POST ABOUT ART YET, LOLOLOLOLOL, IM DYING HERE, TO A POINT WHERE IM CRYING ITS TOO FUNNY, BUT ANYWAYS I SEE YOU TONIGHT AND TOMORROW NGIHT, HAPPY BDAY U BIG BASTARD, U FUNNY CAN SHOW ID!!!!
DAMON 2.0 |
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| SpykeChyld |
OMG!!! THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS PAIN-IN-THE-SIDE LAUGHTER RIGHT THERE!!!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
HAPPY BDAY ART!!!!
After only meeting you once, but knowing you from on here for years now...YOU ING OWN!!! I can't wait to be goin to club Space to see you spin!!
Hope I can make it down for your party on Saturday, if not...I'll see you up here at Edgar in a week???? :D
Happy in Birthday man, we love you Art!!! |
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| LiquidX |
LOOOOLLL!!!! Hahaha funny stuff.. Shynety Malinetti lol..
Yeah Arturo man, Happy Birthday!! Its been a long journey, and now you can finally get into clubs "legally " hehehe.. mr.fox! Starfox!! Man, I know its not today nor tomorrow, but hey, advance felicitations hehe.. thanks for everything you've done man, I dont know how would I compensate with that heh. But Hey, your really getting an awesome gift, heaving to attend EdgarV tonite and Schulz tomorrow.. great way to welcome ur 21st. Enjoy it man!
As of now.. let me laugh at that post :stongue: |
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| bawls |
Happy B-day Arturo!
... Even though I'm a n00b who's been on here for about a week so far :p |
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| ex-dj |
Arturo - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (since I probably won't get to say that in person tommorow) Have a good one!
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: 21 birthday spanks LOL!
Deekay - that was hilarious! Nice photoshopping. |
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| anuneventrade |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONI MUH LOVE!!!!!!!!
THE BIG 2-1!
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BONI DEAR, HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY, I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T BE THERE!!! I WILL SEE YOU SOON THOUGH I'M SURE!!!! |
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| Itarillė |
| have a very happy, drunken 21 birthday, art! |
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| TranceLuver4evr |
LMFAO
Happy 21st Birthday Arturo
:) |
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