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why are you going to hell (pg. 2)
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| VenomCell |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceMuzik02
There is no Hell, there is no Heaven and there is no God. |
LOL...Avatar?
1. Masturbation (x136,467,863)
2. Very bad thoughts when looking at females |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by cviper
Maybe we can arrange a nice big TA-meetup in hell then? |
TA party! maybe we could get dj sammy to spin for us :D |
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| paranoik0 |
lazyness up to a ridiculous point
baaaaaaaaad thoughts (i'd hit her)
masturbation
not believing in god (neither believing that he doesn't exist, just not having a clue)
being an egocentric selfish twat
not being able to stand 90% of the people, they're all annoying to me
being too anal about money, and not giving it to the poor
and after reading this, dancing |
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| Dj-Gingi |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
TA party! maybe we could get dj sammy to spin for us :D |
and scooter :D
but since its always 19+ i cant attend :( im only 18
"god" damnit
oops i just sinned |
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| noonboy |
I threw my best life away.
Also, my several white lies have been too much involved the last weeks.
Oh, and I enjoyed black-metal music tonight.
Guess that's all!
I'm a human-etic (don't know what you call it. Means I believe that there might be other forces than this "god" that runs us). So when I do not believe in your god, I guess I'm going to hell anyway! |
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| whiskers |
speaking of hell and religion, as long as i'm going to hell, i might as well post this:
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| {b.s.e.} |
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
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It only takes one nail to hang the picture. |
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| whiskers |
damn it, bse, that joke is as old as..... well, it can't be older than 2004 years...
/hands up for a thread full of blasphemy! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| What would Judas do? |
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| crchingtiger |
if God had made the 10 Commandments today, I think things would be a lot different.
Especially the sex thing...
Things have changed...all the so-called "bad things" are what we use to enjoy life and that's what God wants us to do...otherwise he wouldn't have created this place at all.
I'll never go to Hell!
However,I do frequently misuse some of the earth's finest chemicals...yes yes, I do get a bit hasty and take advantage of these fruits...
but hey, they were made for a purpose!
Anyhow, all in all...
to sum it all up...
God is a Dj ;) |
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| {b.s.e.} |
I think you need to reserve a little pity for God. I mean, in all of His (in)finite wisdom, He uses His Almighty power to create Adam and Eve. And only Adam and Eve, because you see, we are all inbred. He places them in a magnificent garden with anything and everything they could imagine. But. You can't eat those apples, dammit. I know they look good, but if you eat this fruit, you'll learn more than you could ever imagine and I will throw you from this Paradise. Typically, the woman gets fooled by a snake and she eats the apple. Typically, the guy gets talked into some crazy by his woman and God throws them out, shuts down Wonderland and it disappears off the map... huh. Spiteful old bastard. This is long before a little boy name Jesus was to be born in a manger to the northeast. Now, the earth was created approx. 6400 years ago (to my crippled recollection), A&E were busy little bunnies since we've crept past the 6 billion mark for worldwide population. Since then, Dinosaurs have managed to turn themselves to rock and disappear, and ice has reformed the land, as well as flooded in its entirety (but God told Noah to save two of every animal, and kept them all on his ark.. yeah, like other people wouldn't catch on. "Hey Noah, why are you loading all those animals onto that massive ark? The world is going to flood? Haha yeah right..you're crazy) . But roman history dates back about 5000 years ago, well before this man called Christ walked the earth.
Numbers don't seem to be adding up.
We're in a box in God's closet, he doesn't give a about us, he's playing ping pong with Satan or too busy watching the girl's locker room to actually care what each and every individual does on earth does with his or her day-to-day life. It's capricious and fascist. Your eternal soul rests in his hands, it can be horrible, or it can be good. You want good, Hell is hot.
Wait. Maybe Religion was a simple means to explain what a physics illiterate mind could not comprehend. Tribes and races of people (native american, japanese, chinese, Hindu etc.) have established similar stories and tales of creation.
And by putting such a ridiculous and oppressive God at the head, leaving the Kings and Bishops to rule for him, since God couldn't be bother to actually speak to us. The king instructs us to go to church and give everything we can, taxes taxes taxes, the church needs solid gold, diamond ruby incrusted goblets and bibles. You must go three times a week or you will go to hell, burn her, she's a witch! Etc..
-witch is coincidentally translated in the bible to mean 'poisoner', not associate of the devil.-
anyways.. I think I'm done ranting, or whatever that was. |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| ^ in deed, truth be told i think that its kinda unfair for god to be judging us after all it is not exactly right to threaten people or to torture them and who is he to say what is wrong and what is right, he may have the ability to creat us but does that give him the right to decide our fate for us, i think human beings have moved beyond that in that we try to at least controll our own and to give everyone as much rights as possible, but then again im not turning it into a "what is your opinion on god" kinda thread.... Oh yea i guess you can add some more blasmesphy onto my list |
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