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FLTA Attention wh0res - daffodil & anuneventrate
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| dEEkAy |
aaaalllright...im proud to present the FLTAs (FLorida-Trance-Attentionwh0res).
Once a year, when Armin comes to town, Sara & Jane, nationwide known sex&alcohol-addicts make a pact. The pact is about who's going to lay Armin first. As Armin appears to be a god to both of them, they both have different rituals for gaining access to armin's "lower part".
Anonymous sources were able to deliver a picture of sara asking her anonymous underground miami-informant for sex-strategies and armin-van-buuren advisories.
Anyway, despite their desperate attempts to "hug" armin (to say it in a rather harmless, not-rated way) they both love alcohol. One reason they are never on GDJB-Pictures is that they usually pass-out on the Space-Toilet right after 11pm.
After years of booze, jane was able to develop a characteristic making her interesting for all kinds of men who are into beer:
Sara (anuneventrate) instead, seemed to develop to the contrary:
despite that, there is a slight similarity to indyircjunkie:
Attention! The author is NOT responsible for a malfunction of these jokes. Everything written here is signed to Sheturo Shynetti who has to be taken responsible for all consequences caused by this :) |
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| arturob |
| whahhahah so trueeeeeee!! LOL |
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| daffodil |
HAHAHHAHHA! that's absolutely hysterical, i'm very impressed! you do have a few of your facts wrong, most notably that i'm not in GDJB pictures because i've never been to space and i don't live in florida, or even remotely close to it. also, if i were at space, i'm not a puker or passer-outer. that and i'm not an armin whore. i'm not a dj whore. i just have to point that out for my self respect.
nice work, i'm very amused. |
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| dEEkAy |
hey, not my fault :p
in first instance i even said i dont wanna write a story about you two cause i dont know you...but someone (*cough*) said i should do it anyway
it was kinda clear that it turns out to be nothing else than crap :)
but well, thats the sense of this :p (just pointing to the arturo-birthday thread(s)) |
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| Redeye |
it is funny, but alas not accurate...
of all people daffodil isn't an armin whore, tranceyes22 maybe, but not daffodil. I'd actually consider Arturo more of an armin-whore than daffodil (because Armin's persona is better than pvd's ;) )
its anuneventrade :p
and I can put money on daffodil in a drinking contest and anyone will pass out before her :toothless |
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| Redeye |
| quote: | Originally posted by dEEkAy
hey, not my fault :p
in first instance i even said i dont wanna write a story about you two cause i dont know you...but someone (*cough*) said i should do it anyway
it was kinda clear that it turns out to be nothing else than crap :)
but well, thats the sense of this :p (just pointing to the arturo-birthday thread(s)) |
*cough* arturo burrito the attention/armin-whore *cough* :haha: |
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| arturob |
o god. is there ANY single time you dont mess a in JOKE. this is for jane and sara! geez. you always have to come and be like OH IM GOD, let me screw this up.
cheers,
arturo |
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| filoandperi |
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| Redeye |
| quote: | Originally posted by arturob
o god. is there ANY single time you dont mess a in JOKE. this is for jane and sara! geez. you always have to come and be like OH IM GOD, let me screw this up.
cheers,
arturo |
I know its a joke, seeing as I have a firm grasp of the english language and I can sense humor/sarcasm...can you sense it now or not??? hahahahaha I just find it funny that you had to have someone else post it for you, if you are gonna roast people BRING ON THE ROAST dammit :haha: |
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| arturob |
| seeing as dEEk has more talent than me on this stuff I dont see why not ask him? btw, if you read close, he gave hints about the original idea for this thread. :whip: :eek: :-! |
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| Redeye |
:stongue: |
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| dEEkAy |
hahahahahahahhaahhahahhaa
LMAO :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
wahaha SUPERB PIC! hahahaha omfg !!! |
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