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Top 10 Reject Valentines Cards
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| Nephilim_X |
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store.
In hopes that later, you'd be my wh*re.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown... but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey, you're a cutie
I just wish you had J.Lo's booty.
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister. |
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| victor |
| a couple of weeks early :p |
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| Magnetonium |
| Hehe ... another very usefull thread! ;) :D |
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| Nephilim_X |
| quote: | Originally posted by victor
a couple of weeks early :p |
Of course. This'll give people enough time to photoshop these cards into reality for their not-so-beloved.:p |
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| razzi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nephilim_X
Of course. This'll give people enough time to photoshop these cards into reality for their not-so-beloved.:p |
hmmmm good idea
*opens photoshop* |
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| mef |
| hmmmm.... ideas for my girlfriends card... :D |
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| Dj Caine |
| lol Thx for the idea. |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nephilim_X
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
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Cheers!
[[[smoke]]] |
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