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| Tufan |
I recently got myself and some friends into crank calling Kids Help Line.
It all started when we were hanging out one night and I had the idea.... here is some examples of calls I made.
Girl: Kids Help Line
Me: *presses 1*
Girl: Hello?
Me: Well?
Girl: well what?
Me: Start moaning
Girl: excuse me? I believe you got the wrong number. I am a councelor for Kids Help Line
Me: Ya, well im a KID and I got my hand on my dick so you're going to council me through this
*Hang up*
Man: Kids Help Line
Me: Hi.. I uh.. I dunno how to say this.
Man: It's okay, this is completely anonymous.
Me: Well, I uh.. recently started masterbating with mayonaise.
Man: I see..
Me: Is that... uh, normal?
Man: Well... that isn't really normal or abnormal.
Me: Oh, okay.. but can I uh, expect to get any sort of rash or anything from this.. I'm a bit worried.
Man: Well, I don't know. I mean, it is pretty oily.
Me: I guess.. thanks man, you've been a great help
Man: Bye
Woman: Kids Help Line
Me: My ass is bleeding.
*Hang up*
Man: Kids Help Line
Me: Hi... I'm in uh, alot of trouble...
Man: What's wrong?
Me: I dunno how to say this...
Man: ...
Me: I got a little curious one night and I wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass.. so I stuck in a hairbrush.
Man: Um..
Me: It went in too far and a bristle broke off and I can't get the thing out.
*Hang up*
Woman: Kids Help Line
Me: *girls voice and crying* MY DADDY TOUCHED ME!!!
Woman: Ugh... call the police.
*Hang up*
Woman: Kids Help Line
Me: Hi.. I uh, recently visited my uncle on his Stud farn last week.
Woman: Yes?
Me: ya, and I uh, heard some uh, weird noises at night, it woke me up.. So I uh, went to check out what it was and looked in the barn.........
Woman: Keep going.
Me: I saw my uncle ing a horse.
*Hang up* |
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| mef |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tufan
Me: I saw my uncle ing a horse.
*Hang up* |
HA! Brilliant:D |
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| victor |
lmfao...
were they the same man and woman?
rotfl either ways.... |
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| Nephilim_X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tufan
Woman: Kids Help Line
Me: *girls voice and crying* MY DADDY TOUCHED ME!!!
Woman: Ugh... call the police.
*Hang up*
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What the ?!:eek: ing bitch. If that was a real call, she wouldn't exactly have been much help...
The rest is ing hilarious though. |
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