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The Associated Press
Updated: 2:05 p.m. ET Feb. 02, 2004
Britney Spears To "Outdo" Janet.
Dateline: Hollywood California- Britney Spears is going to "outdo" Janet Jackson this week says her manager."This week Ms. Spears will be hosting the opening season episode of Seseme Street in which she will do the show topless" according to her manager Lisa Mcbride.The outdoing Mcbride is referring to is the now infamous halftime show of the superbowl in which Janet Jackson and now Spears ex boyfriend Justin Timberlake performed together last night.During the performance Timberlake ripped the top part of Jacksons top exposing her right breast."We believe that by her actions last night that she is throwing down the gauntlet so to speak" said Mcbride, and we are willing to rise to this challenge".Calls to the Sesame Street studios went unaswered Tuesday prompting many to believe that Seame Street may actually be going through with the stunt."It's no secret Sesame Street has been losing out in the rating the last 3 years due to competition like Blues Clues and Barney" said James Silling ,PBS childrens managment director."But to think they may be going through with this boggles the mind".Jacksons flashing episode has started a whirlwind effect in hollywood overnight.Several hours after the incident, star camps have made announcements about doing their own upcoming "shocking performances".In unrelated news Jessica Simpson has released a statement saying that she will cut her own head off and then glue it back on with Super glue on her MTV reality show Newlyweds."I've seen people do it before in the movies" said Simpson."It should be a real ratings grabber!" Super Glue immedietly released a statement saying they quote"Will not be endorsing the stunt in any way, shape , or form". "Super glue is not intended to be used for this purpose" said Alan Jackson, Super Glue CEO and founder of the product.When asked if he would reconsider an endorsement if the stunt is a sucsess he said" Well you never say never in this businness." Also releasing a statement today was the already controversial Johnny Knoxville.Knoxville, who hosted the wildly and often criticized MTV hit show Jackass released a press statement today exclaiming He has been hired to host the new Captain Kangaroo show this May."For his first epeisode Knoxville will be digging up the body of the old Captain Kangaroo who died last weekend and skull f**king the corpse on the white house lawn" said Knoxvilles sidekick Steve-O. This ones for the kids" said Knoxville."Because it's a childrens program i decided to tone it down a bit".When asked how violating the corpse of a beloved childrens star could possibly be seen as a toning down manouver Knoxville explained: "Well originally the plan was after the skull f**king we were going to shove nitro gliceren up his ass and blow him up in front of the Vatican but then we thought better of it".Knoxville said."We thought that would just be wrong". The New Adventures OF Captain Kangaroo airs May 7th on CBS.
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| DarkAngel |
What the bleeding ? This can't be for real...Britney, doing THAT on Sesame Street? For Sake, that just can't be....
I grew up on that show, damnit!
I thought April Fool's Day was in April... |
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| paranoik0 |
| i hope jessica gets short of superglue |
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| DeviantxPete |
| Sounds kinda like the Brazilian kid's show that I saw from the Simpsons.. |
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| Maaz |
"Boobie Monster" comes to mind for some reason :p
| quote: | Originally posted by DeviantxPete
Sounds kinda like the Brazilian kid's show that I saw from the Simpsons.. |
I believe they did it because of a story that is not closely related to kids' show, but rather a scandal involving a famous hostess.
But the truth is that hostessess of ALL kids' show here are necessarily hot :p |
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| Azz3D |
The title gave it away
Brintney instead of Britney
*sighs* those high school drop outs can really write a decent paragraph...
I know this is a joke, but,
Two (2) spaces after a period you idiots! I could list all the mistakes, but there would not be enough ink and paper in the world to support it...
/grammar nazi |
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| sharpeye00 |
| i knew she had some brains in there somewhere :haha: |
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