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Least Popular "Yo Momma's So Fat..." Jokes
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Least Popular "Yo Momma's So Fat..." Jokes
By Diane Bullock and Nick Nadel
Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second, and third.
Yo momma's so fat, she tried the Atkins diet but couldn't get past the induction phase since her cravings for sweets and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.
Yo momma's so fat, one time when two co-workers (who couldn't have been more than a size six) were discussing liposuction procedures to correct their "little pot bellies," they quickly changed the subject when they saw her walk by. Feeling insecure and ashamed, yo momma herself began looking into stomach staple surgery only to discover that the procedure wasn't covered by her insurance.
Yo momma's so fat, your aunt Kathy continually pesters her to get checked for diabetes since overweight people are twice as likely as normal-weight people to develop type 2 diabetes -- not to mention heart disease, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol.
Yo momma's so fat, she bought an issue of Cosmo for an article on breast self-exams but became deeply depressed when bombarded by page after page of images perpetuating an impossible standard of beauty. That night she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep.
Yo momma's so fat, she hasn't been intimate with anyone in nearly seven years. She tried online dating, posting an older photo from when she was slightly less overweight. The first few men didn't call back for a second date, and she realized it was because they felt deceived. She's since given up on dating altogether, and somewhere, in the deepest recesses of her soul, feels undeserving of love from any human being. |
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| Heinz |
| i read to about half-way through. i can see how those are least liked..:rolleyes: |
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| razzi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Heinz
i read to about half-way through. i can see how those are least liked..:rolleyes: |
hahah same |
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| sash |
| haha the last half is better i swear! |
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| JPJH |
| now now..you know its not nice to make in front of fat people..:D |
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| dj_mdma |
| they're funny because they're meant to be so unfunny! :stongue: |
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| alanzo |
those jokes sure did suck alright.. here's one that doesn't suck:
Yo' momma is so fat, I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and I ran out of gas! *bud-dum-bum* :D |
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| fathomless1 |
these are better than the above, but still not that great.
Yo mommas so fat she wears a refrigerator a as a beeper.
Yo mommas so fat, before god said let there be light, he told here to move her fat ass out the way.
Yo mommas so fat, you have to roll her in flour to finf the wet spot.
Yo mommas so fat, when I am ing her I just slap her thigh and ride the waves.
Yo mommas so fat, when I finished ing her I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
Yo mommas so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: New York, Chicago, L.A., Boston.
Yo mommas so ugly, your dad had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her.
Yo mommas so ugly, her family fed her with a slingshot just to keep a distance.
Yo mommas so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: to be continued!
Yo mommas glasses are so thick, she can see people waving on the streetmap.
Yo mommas so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and herself.
Yo mommas so fat, she tripped on K-mart, fell over Wal-Mart, and landed on Target.
those are some old ones off the top of my head. |
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