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BREAKING NEWS: Cubie goes to war with neighborhood criminal!!
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| DJ Cubano |
Dumbass thought that the new chevy trucks are like the old ones. So he decides to go ahead and bend down the the joint between the handle and the panel of the passenger side. Well in case he forgot, that's why chevy made the handles that you have to pull out. So anyways after he screws up the handle and realizes "ah crap I can't do " he walks over to the old chevy truck that was broken into a long time ago and never cared to fix. Well he gets in and realizes, oh I got a new car and took everything out of there. So he wasted his time, and now we have to go take it back to the body shop after we spent 6,000 dollars fixing the new tahoe for hail damage.
This is the second time now, and the coppell police said, "there is a mini gang going around breaking into cars, we've caught some of them but some are still out there." So as I walked out I was like, well if I see the little bastard I'm gonna chase him down the street and beat his ass till you get there. The cop goes, "well then he has the right to sue you since he's off your property." So I just smerked, looked at him, and just basically told him that after I beat the utter and living out of him with my bat, I will drag him back over to my yard.
So now last night he came back again and made an even bigger hole, now it's on like ing donkey kong!! I am loading my gun and freezing some paintballs as of tonight and getting ready to throw down.
I finally realized that they come by every friday night. They did it last friday and now they tried it again this friday. So next friday, I'm putting on my camo, long johns, and coffee...and someone is gonna get an ass whoopin. I also know that they come around between 3-6am.
They think I don't know but I'm watching them, and if they come back....oh man *cracks knuckles*
they're gonna keep coming back until they get in. They're obviously trying to be as quiet as possible. They won't just smash and grab because then that would cause way to much attention.
I am thinking they're amateurs and might just be a couple of high school kids or someone I know. But no one ever comes to the house that I don't know.
My parents approved the idea of me hiding and keeping a look out, then shooting anything that moves. But they're also putting up color surveillance up as of right now. So then I can later watch over and over me beating the out of the ing kid.
First time in my truck was fine, second time in my truck and my moms car is straight ed up, third time now on my moms car today is game time. They seriously ed up, and now they're going to pay a heavy price.
:stongue: :crazy:
pictures to come :wtf: next saturday |
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| Vlad |
We need the TA paintball militia to come down to Texas.
All of us pick a designated bush, we have snipers on the roof, and we dig holes in the ground and have people hiding out in there. WAR FACKERS! THIS IS WAR!!! :haha: |
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| Zewad |
!!,.. new plans for next friday now.... cubie might catch me :)
btw cubie,... Marco V next friday in dallas |
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| BxNemo |
| I'm down. Gotta load up my Tippy and put on the war paint. I don't know cubie but after that story i feel like i know his feelings rather well. So why not freeze up some paintballs and join him in the attack of brainless geeks |
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