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Matt Jay
http://www.geocities.com/afpurity

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(sorry if it's been posted before)
Stéphanie
i saw this report on tv last week...a lady had to serve time in jail because she sold vibrators and showed a group of woman in Texas how to use it properly. I mean common :rolleyes:
Heinz
that sites pissed me the off:whip: :whip: :whip: :mad: :mad: :mad:

texas is such a gay state. bush is from there too. make your own assumptions on texas...

that guys myths,,,,,many of them are facts. and the last one....

"Myth: Everybody doing it"
Truth: Studies show 5% of americans dont masterbate."

ok.....so everyinbody IS doing it. its natural dammit. if i was in charge.........execution my friend.....but thats what we get for our freedom of speech:whip: :whip: ;)
Lucky Striker
its actually scary to think that there are people like that walking around. This punk wants to imprison people for jacking off? Thats another case of making ordinary people into criminals by creating stupid laws
emono
it's a tough battle.

they have weapons of mass...
Tranc3
terbation!

anyways...

quote:
Myth:Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.


I guess this guy doesn't realize that sperm doesn't live too long inside your own body. They end up dying off and more are made every few days.

quote:
Myth:Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.


quote:
Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.


Practically ALL rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators? Well no , according to your own site 95% of the general population masturbates. Of course some of those people are going to fall into the greater 95 percentile.

And up to 5% of Americans not masturbating shows that 5% of Americans are liars! Haha j/k, seriously it doesn't really prove much though, for all intents and purposes, 5% might as well be 0% when you take into consideration the margin of error and whatnot.
Matt Jay
quote:
Originally posted by Lucky Striker
its actually scary to think that there are people like that walking around. This punk wants to imprison people for jacking off? Thats another case of making ordinary people into criminals by creating stupid laws


http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn





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:wtf:

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apostrophe
quote:
Originally posted by emono
it's a tough battle.

they have weapons of mass...


the lucky bastards..
victor
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Jay
http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn





:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

:wtf:

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i'd like this fellow to legalize the anti-terrorism thing... as soon as he does... i'll report his ass ;)

ROTFL...
swantonbomb45
all i can say...


fap fap fap

nrjizer
some people really can't take a joke......
Psygnosis
quote:
Originally posted by nrjizer
some people really can't take a joke......


Yeh, but too bad THIS isn't a joke
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