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2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...(warning, sick joke!)
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| George Smiley |
2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...
One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese"
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| DJYaNiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by George Smiley
2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...
One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese"
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Who what when where??! |
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| smokeape |
WTF? Must be local humor.
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| trunks1022 |
| :conf: where's the humor in that. |
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| Genesis Evolved |
| Don't do drugs :haha: |
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| Heinz |
| blu eeh scottish humah!!:whip: |
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| Mikado |
F U put a Waste of time warning when u post like this.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED ARJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| George Smiley |
God! If it doesn't happen in America ay?!
Cockle Picking Disaster
19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi...
Actually we shouldn't laugh, it was a terrible thing to happen. In fact, the only reason they drown was due to a break down in communications. Apperently they had been warned to come back when the sea got to knee high, its just that Nee Hi was sat at the top of the cliff!
Ho ho ho
I'm actually amazed at the speed these jokes came out. Two days later! After sep 11th it was at least 5 days before we started to hear all the classics and even longer (bout a week) before everybody started pissing themselves at Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!) |
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| magik_ss |
| What is going on here? |
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| DarkFall01 |
| quote: | Originally posted by George Smiley
19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi...
Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!) |
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| smokeape |
Stop it already with the lame Scottish humor...
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