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New England Temperature Conversion Chart
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| bobba lou |
NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
40° F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door ! to door.
25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New
England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero:
Hell freezes over..
The Red Sox win the World Series
I recieved this email message thought I would share....:P |
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| razzi |
| hahah i like the little red sox addition |
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| teegee |
man its too true...I was driving with my sunroof open today on account of the "beautiful weather"...it was just about 33 degrees out. :rolleyes:
its been like 10 and windy for the past damn month. |
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| Heinz |
| thats true. i live in tampa. when it gets like in the 40's 50's people start putting on coats, even gloves, and complaining about how cold it is...theres only been a few days of 40's 50's usually only in the mornings, buta, right now, its nighttime 10pm, 78 degrees, but in humid, and foggy outside. it was a bitch driving home from nightschool...:whip: |
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