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| nchs09 |
| ok seriously i might go on a trip down there in a month or so, and i want to know if there is anything to do , club related over there... anyone know? my picture of arkansas is cowtiping but that is alot of poeples view on atlanta too i guess so i dont want to be prejudist. CMON POEPLE! tell me some clubs and such to gow with friends :) |
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| Azz3D |
Whatever you do, do not pronounce Arkansas as 'Ar-Kansas'
Pronounce it as 'Ar-Kan-saw' they get really anal about it... Or so I've heard:haha: |
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| Boomer187 |
Illinois
Ill-eh-noise
Ill-eh-noi |
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| nchs09 |
| wTF!!is it that bad that there is nothing to do there... not even 1 ta that knows of any good places to party.. damn i might not even go if it sucks so bad |
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| DaveSZ |
Go to the Hot Springs and get a rub down by a hot chick.
:)
I think that's all there is to do there.
That's probably what Bill Clinton did when he was growing up anyways.
I miss Bill.
:(:stongue:
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| DiMethGuy |
lol. Go to the holiday inn in North Little Rock. Which the locals call NLR.
Make sure you go on a Tuesday, that's Karaoke in the lounge. Wear something nice that you would go clubbing with. There will be a hot 40 something MILF there with a horribly obese 20 something daughter.
The Mom will dance with you and tell you that dancing is like making love. She will rub up against your peepee. Her daughter will apologize for her mother's behavior and say she always hits on guys when they go out.
Proceed to inquire where the bathroom is. The Mom will escort you there. Along the way she will push you up against the wall and then make out with you.
Return to drinks and under the table pettting with mom. Keep drinking long island ice teas, her daughther getting cute now :)
Fail to convince mom to come up to your room. Settle for daughter. Too drunk and too repulsed to bone her, whip it out and splooge on her belly.
And that my friend will be an Arkansas experince you will never forget. I sure wont!!!
PEACE |
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| Shad0wmaster |
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That's not a true story...is it?! |
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| DiMethGuy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
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That's not a true story...is it?! |
you think I could make up something like that? Absolutely true. I was driving from California to Boston, and stopped for the night in North Little Rock. I had no idea what I was in for.
But I forgot to mention that the mother was married and the whole time I'm waiting for her husband to show up and shove a shotgun up my ass and blow me into the next world.:whip: |
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| Mr. Pink |
I guess all you can do is juke on a fat chick's stomach...
have fun in arkanSAS:tongue3 |
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| whiskers |
it's in the middle of the ing nowehere, why do people think there's "clubbing" involved everywhere?
unless it's clubbing with the cows or clubbing badgers with golf clubs, don't even think about it. |
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