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Political Ideology Anyone Can Understand
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Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. Give boths cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. Give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The goverment shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows, sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
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| whiskers |
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
my sophomore year history teacher gave us a handout and it had different political beliefs on both sides... so you're missing about 20 more things :) |
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| fuct4less |
American Republic: you have two cows. your neighbor has none. so?
classic. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| Meh, I'm a halfass sorta guy. |
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