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| AddictedTo1982 |
| I went to go buy some food at Safeway and I was looking at some magazines, King, Maxim and then I was checking out the FHM Mag and they had the TOP 50 hottest chick or something like that, but then what caught me was that there a chance to when a date with a the TOP 50 Chick. Now everyone what you think should Vlad go for it or should we get him the Best Hooker D.C. or N.Y. has :toothless |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by AddictedTo1982
I went to go buy some food at Safeway and I was looking at some magazines, King, Maxim and then I was checking out the FHM Mag and they had the TOP 50 hottest chick or something like that, but then what caught me was that there a chance to when a date with a the TOP 50 Chick. Now everyone what you think should Vlad go for it or should we get him the Best Hooker D.C. or N.Y. has :toothless |
heh, even if he gets the date, it doesn't mean he's gonna get laid. :rolleyes: |
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| hitokiri |
thats sooo wrong on soooo many lvls (this is the second time im usin this line):rolleyes: :rolleyes:
hell u never know he could be puttin on a front all the while gettin booty on the reg ever think bout that...?:conf: |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by hitokiri
hell u never know he could be puttin on a front all the while gettin booty on the reg ever think bout that...?:conf: |
If I got booty on the reg, the universe would know about it.
Now... this is just getting out of hand... its hard enough for me to think about hooking up with a regular non-top 50 person - I would be at a complete loss for words, like goo goo ga ga. And Erin is right, ok, so I get the date - what makes u think she would want to take me home... she could have anyone in the world and she chooses to bang me, now thats something no even god would plan out. If you guys are so desperate, just make a phone call to Howard Stern, he handles these sorts of things on the reg. |
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| hitokiri |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
If I got booty on the reg, the universe would know about it.
Now... this is just getting out of hand... its hard enough for me to think about hooking up with a regular non-top 50 person - I would be at a complete loss for words, like goo goo ga ga. And Erin is right, ok, so I get the date - what makes u think she would want to take me home... she could have anyone in the world and she chooses to bang me, now thats something no even god would plan out. If you guys are so desperate, just make a phone call to Howard Stern, he handles these sorts of things on the reg. |
FOO u weren t suppose to chime in !!:whip: :whip: :whip: i was tryin to help u out man im tellin ya somethings are better left unsaid use ur werds carefully im tellin ya ur time will come u need confidence thats all bro confidence!!!:whip: :whip: :whip: dun make me but u in boot (not booty) camp! |
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| trancEyes22 |
oh, i didnt mean it in a bad way! i was taking more the feminist view, like, even if he did get the date, it doesnt mean she is a prostitute and will just give him sex.
vlad will get sex. hell, i regret my first and pretty much everyone i have had sex with except aaron. i wish i could have waited, and i give you mad props for not screwing some skank ho on the street.
leave vladi alone :p |
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| wallflower |
| quote: | Originally posted by hitokiri
FOO u weren t suppose to chime in !!...i was tryin to help u out man im tellin ya somethings are better left unsaid use ur werds carefully im tellin ya ur time will come u need confidence thats all bro confidence!!!... dun make me but u in boot (not booty) camp! |
true, for everyone, but especially true fo' the foo...
everyone's gotta start somewhere
without the date (top 50 girl or not), there's no chance for sex (including the kind you want)
unless you go for a ho
or you get really liquored up, and find a girl who does likewise... hmm... maybe this Saturday... :p
(or maybe someone should take him to a frat party or something, and get that part out of the way) |
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| hitokiri |
| quote: | Originally posted by wallflower
true, for everyone, but especially true fo' the foo...
everyone's gotta start somewhere
without the date (top 50 girl or not), there's no chance at sex
unless you go for a ho
or you get really liquored up, and find a girl who does likewise... hmm... maybe this Saturday... :p |
oh dan now u tryin to talk like me big ups!!! what what!!! hahahahahaahaha :toothless :toothless :toothless |
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| Vlad |
| I guess Im an old-fashioned, nice-guy. |
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| vtec junkie |
| You need to enter those contests in the porn mags.....much better chance hooking up with somebody thats a professional whore.;) |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
You need to enter those contests in the porn mags.....much better chance hooking up with somebody thats a professional whore.;) |
Im sorry, but I just cant degrade myself to something like that. |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Im sorry, but I just cant degrade myself to something like that. |
brian does all the time :P |
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