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All I need to know I learned in kindergarten
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| Shakka |
Valuable lesson learned from The Little Red Hen:
The Little Red Hen
Once upon a time there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by ! myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow.
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
The pig just grunted in disdain.
And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he likes. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her... She never again
baked bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.
And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established. Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared, as long as there was free bread. |
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| smokeape |
Wow, all they taught us was how to take a dump in a toilet so they wouldn't have to change our diapers no more.
Ted Kennedy was the government agent.
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| DaveSZ |
Tell that story to a former Enron employee, or maybe my cousin who lost her job at motorolla and her house.
Let’s see what they tell you. |
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| Shakka |
| What do you think they'd say to me? |
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| occrider |
| Nah you got it wrong :). The hen will have a good life through her hard work and transfer that good life to her children. The other animals who dicked around will not be able to provide for their children as well and will, as a result, have less opportunities since they're dumber. Then the government agent will come in to punish the hen for passing on the benefits of her hard work to her children. :p |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shakka
What do you think they'd say to me? |
Damn you Clinton for signing NAFTA!
:D
(My cousin anyways).
Seriously though, they'd want a crackdown on corporate crime so that they could be little hens again and compete on a fair playing field. |
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| priveye03 |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Nah you got it wrong :). The hen will have a good life through her hard work and transfer that good life to her children. The other animals who dicked around will not be able to provide for their children as well and will, as a result, have less opportunities since they're dumber. Then the government agent will come in to punish the hen for passing on the benefits of her hard work to her children. :p |
Or the other animals would complain and complain and complain until a change was made. Or the pigs would organize and form a government where some had more rights then others. Viva la Porka! |
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| Shakka |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSZ
Tell that story to a former Enron employee, or maybe my cousin who lost her job at motorolla and her house.
Let’s see what they tell you. |
Well, the Little Red Hen wasn't a crook. Don't try to tell me that because Enron failed, Capitalism failed as well! That's bleeding heart liberal talk! |
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| Arbiter |
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Well, the Little Red Hen wasn't a crook. Don't try to tell me that because Enron failed, Capitalism failed as well! That's bleeding heart liberal talk!
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Moreso than just bleeding heart liberal talk, it's just downright spurious. What happened with Enron was distinctly anti-capitalist. The absolute control of the owner over his property is one of the fundamental precepts of capitalism, but in the case of Enron, the owners - the shareholders, lost control of the company altogether as they weren't even aware of the true financial state of the company!
An (admittedly contrived) analogy would be to say that we shouldn't put air bags in cars, because someone could remove the air bag and use it to kill another person.
Furthermore, it's unclear to me how socialism could have prevented this fraud from taking place. I guess I'm just really not sure what point Dave was trying to make - although I strongly agree with his sentiments in his second post:
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Seriously though, they'd want a crackdown on corporate crime so that they could be little hens again and compete on a fair playing field.
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I agree with this precisely because a crackdown on corporate fraud is a necessary step towards the establishment of a more capitalist economy than we currently have - in that it empowers the owners of the company by ensuring the accuracy of the information provided to them. |
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| Renegade |
The story makes three assumptions:
1) That people only become rich through effort and enterprise.
2) That people become rich independent from (or, indeed, in spite of) society.
3) That poor people are only poor because they are lazy and that they actively turn down opportunities to enhance their wealth as a result.
None of these are true, therefore the analogy is false.
Oh and there's a fourth one:
4) The Democrats are socialists.
They're probably further to the right (economically that is) than than fully 80% of the political parties in the world. :stongue: |
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| rizen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
The story makes three assumptions:
1) That people only become rich through effort and enterprise.
2) That people become rich independent from (or, indeed, in spite of) society.
3) That poor people are only poor because they are lazy and that they actively turn down opportunities to enhance their wealth as a result.
None of these are true, therefore the analogy is false.
Oh and there's a fourth one:
4) The Democrats are socialists.
They're probably further to the right (economically that is) than than fully 80% of the political parties in the world. :stongue: |
It's funny cause if 1 and 3 were true alot of crop field and sweatshop workers would be rich! |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shakka
Well, the Little Red Hen wasn't a crook. Don't try to tell me that because Enron failed, Capitalism failed as well! That's bleeding heart liberal talk! |
Nononono.
That's not what I was saying at all; bad analogy on my part. :)
Some of the animals or whatever that got laid off need a safety net in place to be reimbursed for being wronged, or they will be out on the street. They have the court systems, and they hopefully would also have a government safety net (if only a temporary one).
Likewise, if the government had not bailed out the airlines after 9/11, they would have all gone broke.
And since when are democrats socialists? They're basically liberal businessmen who believe in religious freedom, properly funding police, fire, and education, and upholding the Bill of Rights. Well ok they do a better job at upholding the Bill of Rights, but are not perfect either.
Last I checked it was Republicans who had passed a 500 billion prescription drug entitlement and had increased the size of the federal government at a rate double Lyndon Johnson's, so please spare me the "big government liberals" line. :)
Unfettered capitalism, and hard-line socialism are both harmful to the general citizenry.
On one hand you have little children making Nike shoes for 1 dollar a day, 15 hours a day in a sweatshop. On the other you have people who are unable to even start their own small businesses.
So if you want to call me a "bleeding heart liberal" for feeling that little children shouldn't be exploited, then I'm proud to wear that label.:tongue2 Progressives just believe in setting some guidelines for business to abide by, since by nature things are stacked against the worker.
Proof Jesus was a liberal:
*Note the characteristic bleeding heart*
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| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
The story makes three assumptions:
1) That people only become rich through effort and enterprise.
2) That people become rich independent from (or, indeed, in spite of) society.
3) That poor people are only poor because they are lazy and that they actively turn down opportunities to enhance their wealth as a result.
None of these are true, therefore the analogy is false.
Oh and there's a fourth one:
4) The Democrats are socialists.
They're probably further to the right (economically that is) than than fully 80% of the political parties in the world. :stongue: |
The story is also flawed if you take into account the fact that the hen has almost certainly gained his proper education needed to be a productive worker, and benefited from some of those institutions of society that are supported with his tax money such as public schools, libraries, and universities.
Gaining an education and learning lifelong job skills from these institutions, and then once they are no longer needed, favoring policies that decapitate them, is freeloading.
Since you mentioned kindergarten, the children in New Hampshire can't even go to kindergarten because the Republican controlled legislature is unwilling to raise any form of taxes to pay for it. Local property owners are forced to shoulder the entire burden for public education, and that meager source of revenue is not adequate to fund public schools in general, let alone kindergarten.
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=162425
Please enlighten me as to how that benefits the future hens of our country?;)
I'd say you were lucky to have had politicians watching out for you so that you could go to kindergarten in the first place. :p |
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