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| -=M=- |
i think i might make this in tribute to my little page of my scat book that i wrote @ work a little while ago... basically you gotta post stuff that you reckon would make working @ a call centre more fun... heres a few of my own:
#1: Get some form of elephant in a toutou riding a baby tricycle to whiz by periodically just to keep the staff on their toes
#2: The occasional blackout combined with a police drug-raid
#3: 2 words: Keyboard Fights
#4: One of those vacuum style tubing systems to send messanges to people *THUNK*
#5: A super soaker filled with jelly
#6: A mud wrestling pit
#7: 2 Girls to go in the mud wrestling pit
#8: A jaffle iron
#9: A filing cabinet made from cracker barrell extra sharp cheese. Inside this cabinet shall be lots of water crackers
#10: A pet - preferably a meercat... so he can stand up periodically to alert me of people who may care about internet misuse
#11: Staple gun laser-tag.
Any more ideas? |
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| -=M=- |
4 minutes til i finish work
#12: Hire Elle McPhereson to give out 15 minute massages periodically |
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| Boomer187 |
again...
doesn't scat mean poop??? |
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| -=M=- |
???
Scat = scattered
the book i write in when my mind = teh scatteredness |
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| KilldaDJ |
ruler spanking competition
we had that in college...we were so bored less. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=M=-
...basically you gotta post stuff that you reckon would make working @ a call centre more fun... |
Hehe, I love it when someone from a call centre in India or somewhere phones up trying to sell me windows and stuff, and I'm like "No thanks, my house came with windows", or "Sorry, I live in an abandoned World War II nuclear bunker, we dont have any windows". |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
again...
doesn't scat mean poop??? |
Yeah...poop eaters....and then there's that singing ....that weird jumbled singing..
but i have a sneaking suspicion that they are singing all jumbled like because they just finished eating poop..:wtf: |
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| ShadoWolf |
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| madhattared |
cellafame sp? wrap and packing peanuts.... just think of the possibilites
a while ago there was a pic going around the internet of a cubical filled with them =) |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by madhattared
cellafame sp? wrap and packing peanuts.... just think of the possibilites
a while ago there was a pic going around the internet of a cubical filled with them =) |
cellophane. |
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| osuracnaes |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
again...
doesn't scat mean poop??? |
By that logic, the Scatman is the Poopman.
Where's the Poopman? |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=M=-
???
Scat = scattered
the book i write in when my mind = teh scatteredness |
er... I'd rename it :D
* voice filters for the headsets
* mp3 plugins for the phone system so you can choose the hold music you give
* headsets that give an electric shock to the lowest performer each hour
* glass floors so you can see into the floors below and above
* school uniform dresscode (coupled with the above rule could be very entertaining) |
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