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OMG is your child a GOTH??
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| whiskers |
another installment in the "those damn religious fanatics" section
http://www.redmusic.com/goths/index.html
thanks to fuct4less for the link :)
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"Hangs out" with new friends.
Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Uses a computer or the Internet.
Plays video games or role-playing games.
Reads science fiction or fantasy books.
Dances to music
Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.
Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house. |
and my favorite:
| quote: | | Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools. |
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| Dmatrox |
http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html
heh thats pretty funny :D
| quote: | | Uses a computer or the Internet. |
| quote: | | Plays video games or role-playing games |
| quote: | | Wears black clothing |
OMG, im a goth! :eek: |
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| PhloTron |
| Them thinking that South Park is a Gothic show pretty much sums up their knowledge base. nice. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhloTron
Them thinking that South Park is a Gothic show pretty much sums up their knowledge base. nice. |
| quote: | | The fact is, GOTH culture is not isolated, and it is certainly not harmless. In fact, it is fast becoming the dominant youth culture in America, led by such so-called "artists" as Marilyn Manson, Rammstein and the open homosexual Elton John, and by GOTHIC television shows such as BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and SOUTH PARK. |
how wrong can you be? |
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| jinxed84 |
| quote: | | Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal. |
ahaha best one. count chocula is my favorite. |
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| occrider |
Don't you guys get it?
Parents American Religious Organizations Defending Youth
P.A.R.O.DY.
Pretty obvious joke from this section
http://www.redmusic.com/goths/goth_music.html
And it should have been even more obvious by looking at the small text at the bottom:
"All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo, whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis." |
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| smallSHEEP |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Elton John.... Bwahahaha |
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| maxstradamus |
Kills people for fun.
LOL
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Don't you guys get it?
Parents American Religious Organizations Defending Youth
P.A.R.O.DY.
Pretty obvious joke from this section
http://www.redmusic.com/goths/goth_music.html
And it should have been even more obvious by looking at the small text at the bottom:
"All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo, whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis." |
you suck, you always ruin our jokes, bastard. |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Don't you guys get it?
Parents American Religious Organizations Defending Youth
P.A.R.O.DY.
Pretty obvious joke from this section
http://www.redmusic.com/goths/goth_music.html
And it should have been even more obvious by looking at the small text at the bottom:
"All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo, whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis." |
yeah, i found it even more entertaining that the guy is a wicca.
this one is pretty funny too. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
yeah, i found it even more entertaining that the guy is a wicca.
this one is pretty funny too. |
oooh, i always wanted to see what hentai was about, now they gave me two titles to look for :D |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
oooh, i always wanted to see what hentai was about, now they gave me two titles to look for :D |
nah, none of that stuff is hentai. hentai is all that tentacle, demon, buttrape stuff. |
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