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OMG is your child a GOTH??
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whiskers
another installment in the "those damn religious fanatics" section

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/index.html


thanks to fuct4less for the link :)


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"Hangs out" with new friends.

Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

Uses a computer or the Internet.

Plays video games or role-playing games.

Reads science fiction or fantasy books.

Dances to music

Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.

Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.



and my favorite:


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Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.
Dmatrox
http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html

heh thats pretty funny :D

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Uses a computer or the Internet.


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Plays video games or role-playing games


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Dances to music


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Watches cable


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Wears black clothing


OMG, im a goth! :eek:
PhloTron
Them thinking that South Park is a Gothic show pretty much sums up their knowledge base. nice.
whiskers
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Originally posted by PhloTron
Them thinking that South Park is a Gothic show pretty much sums up their knowledge base. nice.



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The fact is, GOTH culture is not isolated, and it is certainly not harmless. In fact, it is fast becoming the dominant youth culture in America, led by such so-called "artists" as Marilyn Manson, Rammstein and the open homosexual Elton John, and by GOTHIC television shows such as BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and SOUTH PARK.



how wrong can you be?
jinxed84
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Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.


ahaha best one. count chocula is my favorite.
occrider
Don't you guys get it?

Parents American Religious Organizations Defending Youth

P.A.R.O.DY.

Pretty obvious joke from this section

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/goth_music.html

And it should have been even more obvious by looking at the small text at the bottom:

"All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo, whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis."
smallSHEEP
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:

Elton John.... Bwahahaha
maxstradamus
Kills people for fun.

LOL
:stongue:
whiskers
quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Don't you guys get it?

Parents American Religious Organizations Defending Youth

P.A.R.O.DY.

Pretty obvious joke from this section

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/goth_music.html

And it should have been even more obvious by looking at the small text at the bottom:

"All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo, whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis."



you suck, you always ruin our jokes, bastard.
fuct4less
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Originally posted by occrider
Don't you guys get it?

Parents American Religious Organizations Defending Youth

P.A.R.O.DY.

Pretty obvious joke from this section

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/goth_music.html

And it should have been even more obvious by looking at the small text at the bottom:

"All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo, whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis."


yeah, i found it even more entertaining that the guy is a wicca.

this one is pretty funny too.

whiskers
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Originally posted by fuct4less
yeah, i found it even more entertaining that the guy is a wicca.

this one is pretty funny too.



oooh, i always wanted to see what hentai was about, now they gave me two titles to look for :D
fuct4less
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Originally posted by whiskers
oooh, i always wanted to see what hentai was about, now they gave me two titles to look for :D


nah, none of that stuff is hentai. hentai is all that tentacle, demon, buttrape stuff.
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