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| Orbax |
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. "Well," thought the manager, "I'll give them an honesty test to determine which secretary I should keep."
So he gave each secretary a moneybag to take and deposit in the bank, telling them that there was $50 in the bag. (In fact, he had placed $100 in each bag; thus the honesty test.)
The first secretary went to the bank, discovered the extra money, banked $50, and returned the extra $50 to the manager.
The second secretary went to the bank, discovered the extra money, banked the full $100, and returned with a deposit slip as proof.
The third secretary went to the bank, discovered the extra money, banked $50, went to the local casino and used the $50 to win $300, then returned, explained to the manager and gave him all the money.
Question: Which secretary does the manager select to retain?
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Answer: The one with the biggest breasts. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Question: Which secretary does the manager select to retain?
Answer: The one with the biggest breasts. |
ok that was kind of a lame one you have to admit :p
but yeah tell me who was the one with the biggest breasts? first second or third? :p I MUST know :haha: |
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| mezzir |
i <3 sexist jokes :p
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care! |
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| nic01445 |
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! She can cook in the dark! |
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| Orbax |
haha those are great.
My all time favorite is the oldy but goody
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
also
what do 48,000 abused women a year have in common?
they dont F&$&*#ING listen!!! |
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| AnotherWay83 |
what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
slap her! :p |
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| nic01445 |
Why is it okay if a woman's watch breaks?
there's a clock on the oven in the kitchen! |
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| wienerschnitzel |
as ashamed as i am to contribute to these jokes.....
Q: what do you do when a woman leaves the kitchen?
A: shorten her chain
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
as ashamed as i am to contribute to these jokes.....
Q: what do you do when a woman leaves the kitchen?
A: shorten her chain
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ummm, I don't get it.:conf:
I've had a long day. Hmmm. I'll sleep on it and see if I get it tomorrow. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
ummm, I don't get it.:conf:
I've had a long day. Hmmm. I'll sleep on it and see if I get it tomorrow. |
the funny thing to think is that a womans palce is in the kitchen, so you keep her chained there.
so if she can leave the kitchen, her chain is obviously too long. So therefore you must begin the tedious task of shortening the chain so she cannot leave the kitchen.
wierd hearing these from a girl....hehe, I am almost offended by some......as I laugh out loud. |
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| Mr. Pink |
LMAO
these were great
i copied and pasted them to some gal pals of mine...
some liked them...
and for those who didn't fuuukkkk itt ;) |
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