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The Stoner Thread (pg. 4)
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| moncster |
Don't smoke; vaporize ;)
Stretches out your stash 6 times. |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by nate735
Im gonna smoke white russian tonight :eyespop: :eyespop: :eyespop: |
You gonna "smoke" some poor russian imigrant? What did he do to you? Why you have to "smoke his ass"?
I'm having my Sprite and Corvousier, thank you very much.
Singing in drunk-ass voice:
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room's still a mess and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to class, but then I got high
I coulda cheated and I could passed but then I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was not gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why, eheheeey
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- because I'm high [repeat 3X]
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
You gonna "smoke" some poor russian imigrant? What did he do to you? Why you have to "smoke his ass"?
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lol, he looks something like this  |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by nate735
lol, he looks something like this |
Ooooooooooo! Pretty! Me likey! :eyes: :eyespop: :crazy: :tongue3 :toocool: |
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| moncster |
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I feel like the music sounds better with
you...love miht bring us back together...I feel so good
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Stardust |
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| u4ea:[soulstar] |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
I just picked up a score of the most skanky, skanky swede and I'm pushing bur into howling with my fingers. What an exciting time in the bedrum's history.
Also, I broke my pipe yesterday. It was a tragic passing..:(
This joint is for you, sluggo. :clown: |
:stongue: :stongue: I hope you gave it a proper burial. If you tosedd it in the garbage, the wrath of the gawds will be upon youuuu..
BTW- heehee |
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| trancepixie17 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Ciggs give you cancer WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY faster than weed could ever........
geesh!!!!!
And why would we want to alter our state of mind? BECAUSE Gadt Dammet!
anywayz, i get mah done. Everything in moderation folks.
In my opinion, you can't talk smack about it unless you've tried it.
and if you haven't tried it, sucks to be you. |
** Mr. Pink, you were high as I can see. What I said was pot helps people with cancer, not provokes it. Anywho, b.s.e., I asked you to answer, but that's ok. Mike looks better anyway. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by u4ea:[soulstar]
:stongue: :stongue: I hope you gave it a proper burial. If you tosedd it in the garbage, the wrath of the gawds will be upon youuuu..
BTW- heehee |
I cleaned him out and put him in my project box :D One day he and several other glass friends of mine shall live again.
BTW.. You bastard.;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancepixie17
** Mr. Pink, you were high as I can see. What I said was pot helps people with cancer, not provokes it. Anywho, b.s.e., I asked you to answer, but that's ok. Mike looks better anyway.
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Eh? I looked for a post by you in this thread and couldn't come up with anything. I have no clue what you're talking about. But I did just hit a big bowl of skunk (skank?).. so I can't be held responsible for any mistakes. :D |
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| BTG |
| heh, i'm kinda pissed cause i thought i was gonna get paid yesterday, so icould get a q from this crazy black guy i know. cause we usually just get 20s, almost everyday, but we never buy any big amounts from him. well anyways, the point of my story was, I didn't get paid, so again, we had to get a twin. ing gay stupid 1 week hold on my check at work >: ( |
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| djeternal |
| i have no weed....can sum1 who lives in nyc smoke me up? Guess imma go out and cop a bag soon. I have 4 resinated roaches from saved up though...hahhaha... |
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| tranceDJ |
| One of my friends last night had just bought a new bubbler and a bunch of good weed...bubblers are so much fun:D |
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| CynepMeH |
Hey Grandma, are you gonna pass that doobie or what????:D
Hey! quit hogging my pipe, biotch!:mad:
Yup, just puff it out, guv'nor... :D
Why you should "just say no!":
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